That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 12, 2020

She never thought babysitting could lead to a neck injury.

At first they were going to remove this growth, but then they realized the baby had its own means of transportation.

Just…ewww!

Is that baby wearing a Fedora?

“Now I’m going to thrust you upward—you hold yourself stiff and balance—and we’ll be ready for America’s Got Talent!"

Do babies pee in their sleep?

Björn free, as free as the gas blows

As free as the pee flows

Björn free to wallow in poop

Apologies to someone or other…

Sarah wasn’t sure which was worse, baby Jacob’s inability to sleep in a horizontal position or his constant crying when he was awake. If the baby ward at Kaiser Permanente would take returns as readily as Costco her life would be much simpler.

bronze medalist in the extreme baby bouncing finals…

“Are you???”

At this very moment, Angelina Jolie had realized that she had adopted one baby too many!

Less dangerous and (mildly) less annoying than “Baby Shark.”

“Kid, you pee in my ear again, and you can get to your party on your own!”

And regretting that she didn’t pack sunscreen.

The making of an over-indulgent parent: Letting your child use you as a play structure to the point that you’re you’re falling asleep on your feet is just not healthy

I had to google what that is.

Worst gender reveal ceremony ever.

Betsy realizes, when almost halfway to the river, that it’s not her clay pot.

Baby shooting some hoops.

Mother realizing too late that the $200 she spent with the hair stylist was a waste.

Bjørne to lose…

Are you sure you are a midget chiropractor and this is the proper technique to adjust my neck?

For better or for worse, the conjoined twins did not grow at the same rate.

Björk

To plough takes two as well,

But only one to hold up the sky.

Two men need one money

But one money needs no man,

One is on ones knees, loses ones head,

Except maybe a delicious demon, hee how!

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Delicious Demon

The Sugarcubes

Looks like he’s trying to get inside Mom’s head, but the lid is too tight.

Thanks to the GOP, Maria wasn’t able to vote by mail this year.

An Egyptian Peasant Woman and Her Child: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:L%C3%A9on_Bonnat_-_Une_paysanne_%C3%A9gyptienne_et_son_enfant.jpg 

has info, and links that point to more info, about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/bonnat_leon.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/leon-bonnat 

https://www.tfsimon.com/leon_bonnat.htm 

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/143139955/l_on-joseph_florentin-bonnat 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/334 

https://prabook.com/web/leon.bonnat/727724 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/b/bonnat/biograph.html 

https://www.longwharf.org/who-was-leon-bonnat-my-paris/ 

https://rehs.com/eng/default-19th20th-century-artist-bio-page/?fl_builder&artist_no=398&sold=1 

http://www.all-art.org/DICTIONARY_of_Art/b/Bonnat2.htm 

http://hoocher.com/Leon_Bonnat/Leon_Bonnat.htm 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 4 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2015/07/15?comments=visible 

has the prior, which while my comment and reply is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 20 hyperlinks remain inactive, ?&@#!#%&!, but the text may be informative.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2469 (June 11, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“Mommy, are we there yet?”

Archaeologists are still studying why it took the Egyptians so long to figure out how to use baby slings.

Whilst Junior’s enjoying a snooze/ his Momma is singin’ the Blues/ He’s not yet old enough/ to know life is rough/ and that he was born to lose.

Wearing hoop earrings while having a child on her shoulders seems like she’s asking for trouble.

The best page I’ve found that specifically addresses this painting is at https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/435711 at the Met.

Or diapers!

Dave Berg cartoon: The doctor told the patient he was sure the rash on his neck would clear up by itself. Final frame: “If I didn’t know better I’d swear that was diaper rash.” Out the window you see the patient walking away with his very young son straddling his neck.

thinking that he was a kangaroo baby Justin climbed too high past the pouch.

Mom? You have this thing crawling through your hair.

Oh her wrist bone’s connected to his ankle bone,her fingers are in contact with the knee bone,his elbow’s hanging out on her head bone,his hand’s reaching out to her ear bone,his foot’s coming up in her armpit,and who’s spinning the Twister wheel?