That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 22, 2020

Become an artist they said. You’ll get to see nude models they said.

Albert did not enjoy the male nude class in art school.

Sven, thinking he might of forgot something before he left for work.

Public service ad warning about cut-rate foreign plastic surgery.

Art Class 201: An Introduction in Painting Deformations of the Human Anatomy, Including, but not Limited to, the Male Buttocks. 2 semester units, but it’ll feel like a lot more.

Some women said when they saw this painting; “the artist forgot the best part”.

Invitation to the Dance:

“Push your partner out then you hunch your back

Start a little movement in your sacroiliac

Wiggle like a snake, wobble like a duck

Now that’s the way you do it when you do the

hucklebuck"

And that’s the naked truth, bro!

…And to think he used to play tight end in college…

What can happen when you overuse steroids…

Those buttocks are a bit saggy.

the cinema buff from today’s yaffle heading home after the movie…

Physiotherapist wanted

Question: “Am I a smart ass or am I a dumb ass?”

Before and after.

Drs. Paul Nassif and Terry Dubrow debated whether Carl’s butt implants should be adjusted or removed. In the end, each took a side.

Jim did everything half assed.

The divinity that shaped that end was obviously one of the less talented apprentices.

Very cheeky

Artist decides to take a crack at turning the other cheek.

Heaven, I’m in heaven, And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak And I seem to find the happiness I seek When we’re out together dancing, cheek to cheek… Maybe Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers had a better idea.

This is my good side.

I have to look at my darling’s butt this morning to see how to get one side to hang like that.

I think he’s melting

Around town, it was well understood/ that his ass was amazingly good../ when they said “Do your part/ in the name of great art !”/ " I can’t bare it !" he cried/ – but he could.

the man posing wanted to send a nice present to his ex-wife.

It confirmed what everyone else knew, it had been a while since he got laid!

Half full, half empty?

“They said someone spotted a bum in town. This is not what I expected. “

How they thought of the Mercedes star emblem…

Anthony Wiener’s d**k pics before he finally got the hang of how they should look.

John Travolta, audition for “Saturday Night Fever”

I think I’m ready for the glut-free diet.

Great posts today, folks!

The barefoot boy with cheek of tan

Grew up to be a white-assed man.

“Anthony Weiner, The Early Days”. Coming soon to a gallery near you….

Mr. Edelfelt was a devoteé of En Plein Air and once he decided to emphasize naturalism, well, there just wan’t any place else to go.

Male Model, academy study:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Albert_Edelfelt_-_Male_Model,_academy_study_-_A_I_215_B_-_Finnish_National_Gallery.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. Other versions has strip coloration image.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/edelfelt_albert.html

https://www.wikiart.org/en/edelfelt-albert

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/e/edelfelt/biograph.html

https://www.askart.com/artist_bio/Albert_Edelfelt/11028608/Albert_Edelfelt.aspx 

https://www.artiststudiomuseum.org/studio-museums/albert-edelfelts-studio-museum/ 

https://kansallisbiografia.fi/english/person/3217 

https://www.albertedelfeltinateljee.fi/ 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays, and Google Chrome can automatically translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 5 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2018/04/11?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there used 3 of the artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2475 (June 21, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Turn around, Albert; I wanna see your………………….er..face?

On second thoughts, Bruce, you should wear the jeans and tee shirt for the album cover.

Droopy derrieres are definitely de rigueur in Denmark.

Be honest with me. I’m thinking of getting a tattoo. What do you think?

Goes hand in hand today. Cheek to cheek?

https://www.gocomics.com/academiawaltz/2020/06/22

Better than the sausage maker getting a little behind in his work.

Anthony had a rare condition similar to BELL"S PALSEY only it was in his ass, made sitting a labor,but his wife was intrigued by it. she said it made him cool.

That’s one bad case of droopbutt.

The artist made the mistake of telling him to “shake it.”

Tom of Finland…the early days.

The lyrics are ‘shake your money maker’, not ‘wiggle it up and down’!

I think his buttocks is broken…it has a large crack

Taking another day off?

The model’s name is David: https://images.app.goo.gl/7k799TNyU165iunS8

“Hot-butted – check it an’ see/ got a tempachoor hundred an’ three/ hot-butted, Ah’m hot-butted…”

The artist seems to have the hang of it.

“Is my butt uneven?”

Oh, man, TWO days of this same old ass?