Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 29, 2020

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    Real hunters only drink beer.

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    Bilan  over 4 years ago

    Well, looks like we got ourselves a Mallard standoff.

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    wallylm  over 4 years ago

    Elmer Season! (a day after Bugs Bunny’s 80th birthday)

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    I Mad Am I  over 4 years ago

    When Nature fights back… the arrogant and ignorant will be doomed.

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    hariseldon59  over 4 years ago

    Reminds me of Guard Duck from Pearls Before Swine.

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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    If it looks like a pinot and quacks like a pinot, it may be a decoy.

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    in.amongst  over 4 years ago

    Dang, no bang.

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    boneroller42  over 4 years ago

    Methinks that these ducks need some “stupid human hunting” advice from the Wiley Bears!

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    The duck who said dang better check his tail gunner’s aiming point.

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I am opposed to duck hunting, but support duck hunters. Go ducks!

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    Dani Rice  over 4 years ago

    To quote fellow-Baltimorean Ogden Nash:

    The hunter crouches in his blind

    ’neath camouflage of every kind.

    This full-grown man,

    With pluck and luck,

    Is hoping to outwit a duck.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 4 years ago

    This is not going to end well. The ducks outgun the hunters.

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    It would have worked on me!

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    franki_g  over 4 years ago

    You goin’ down, duck

    down in the duck down

    you may feel drake but they’re comin’ for you

    you just don’t know hen.

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    mikehamm  over 4 years ago

    That has to be a nod to Gary Larson. Love it.

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    pheets  over 4 years ago

    The Bears are due for an appearance. NOW looks like a good time…

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    saltylife16  over 4 years ago

    These mama’s boys need to go back to the office.

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    Whatcouldgowrong  over 4 years ago

    “A punt gun is a type of extremely large shotgun used in the 19th and early 20th centuries for shooting large numbers of waterfowl for commercial harvesting operations. These weapons are characteristically too large for an individual to fire from the shoulder or often carry by themselves, but unlike artillery pieces, punt guns are able to be aimed and fired by a single person from a mount. In this case, the mount is typically a small watercraft.” Those were the good old days, when a guy could kill an entire flock sitting on the water with a single shot.

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    thelordthygod666  over 4 years ago

    My boyhood memory of duck hunting in Minnesota is shivering while drinking my rapidly cooling hot chocolate as my uncle drank from his hot coffee and whisky thermos.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It’s quiet. To quiet.

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    well-i-never  over 4 years ago

    Don’t give up yet! There’s your shot right there.

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    Markus Wünsch  over 4 years ago

    Wiley ducks! :-)

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    oldlady07 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Several young men went on what was to be a week long hunting trip. Everyone was supposed to bring some food for the common meals. They came back early as their supplies consisted of only potato chips and beer.

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    AutumnLeaves1  over 4 years ago

    Three against two . . . love those odds! Hilarious, too.

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    gbars70  over 4 years ago

    Two glasses, looks like they were hoping for a double kill.

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    mistercatworks  over 4 years ago

    “When I yell ‘duck’…”

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    ERBEN2  over 4 years ago

    Three against two , it might not go too well for hunters .

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    Squoop  over 4 years ago

    This strip reminded me of a time back when I first started getting into birding, got all excited when I saw a group of goldeneye ducks swimming and started clicking away with my camera. Bunch of hunters in a nearby boat were laughing but I didn’t know why ’till later when I zoomed in on one of the pics and realized they were decoys!

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Great big gun. Tiny little pinot.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    I find hunters to be a little too gamey.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Reminds me of “Deer Hunter Revenge”, a PC game from long ago, in which the deer used beer and naked women to lure the hunters.

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    Rabies65  over 4 years ago

    My mom came from a family of hunters: true Texans, hunting blinds, NRA,… the whole thing. She didn’t object, but believed that hunters should be required to dress like their prey, with fur and antlers. That does level the playing field and make it more like a sport.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    I’ve long advocated arming the animals. Seems only fair.

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    Space Man Spiff  over 4 years ago

    One of the best of the day!

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    I always thought hunting would only be fair if the quarry were equally-armed

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    BluBuddha  over 4 years ago

    I always thought “Real Hunters” drank the blood of their kill

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    SHOOT, duck, SHOOT!!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That’s a fowl move.

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    willie_mctell  over 4 years ago

    Damn humans.

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    Another Take  over 4 years ago

    Their version of a duck call is a recording of “IT’S MILLER TIME!”

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    dtdbiz  over 4 years ago

    Tasting a hint of Gary Larson here.

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    Ham_Gravy  over 4 years ago

    It’s funny because it’s true.

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    Mike  over 4 years ago

    Chilled in the pond

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    PaulKmecak  over 4 years ago

    Turnabout is fowl play.

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    einarbt  over 4 years ago

    And thought it was rabbit season.

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    tee929  over 4 years ago

    Duck’d again!

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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    So, how much Pinot do you have to let the Ducks drink before the flavor of the meat gets just right so you can wring their necks?

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    RC5  over 4 years ago

    Lol

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