So. You CAN take it with you—you just can’t keep it.
indulgence?
My tip: “Don’t get in the line of the guy with the tip jar.”
It’s kind of awkward, that the last gown proverbially has no pockets.
Keys to Heaven a nice touch.
You know you’re in trouble when they have to bring out the tip jar. I wonder how He feels about stock market tips.
My tip: Don’t take any wooden halos.
Halos have become a rare commodity, with so many deaths….they need help to cover the cost….
Make the punishment fit the crime; he never tipped when he could, now he can’t when he must… “no tip, so sorry. Going down!”
He couldn’t remember the gatekeeper’s name but it was on the tip of his tongue.
I left my wallet in my other robe.
I have reservations about this place.
More like a bribe jar.
i had a vision one night, and when i arrived, St. Peter put up the “out to Lunch” sign…i burst out laughing
Not until I see what kind of service I get.
Don’t like this one a bit.
if you can’t take your money with you then what do you put in the tip jar.
The Ferengi version of the afterlife.
i really hate the tip jar at counters
I know a mohel who didn’t charge for circumcision. He only took tips.
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Marblemouth about 4 years ago
So. You CAN take it with you—you just can’t keep it.
Zykoic about 4 years ago
indulgence?
Imagine about 4 years ago
My tip: “Don’t get in the line of the guy with the tip jar.”
unfair.de about 4 years ago
It’s kind of awkward, that the last gown proverbially has no pockets.
A# 466 about 4 years ago
Keys to Heaven a nice touch.
Jeff0811 about 4 years ago
You know you’re in trouble when they have to bring out the tip jar. I wonder how He feels about stock market tips.
cdward about 4 years ago
My tip: Don’t take any wooden halos.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Halos have become a rare commodity, with so many deaths….they need help to cover the cost….
P51Strega about 4 years ago
Make the punishment fit the crime; he never tipped when he could, now he can’t when he must… “no tip, so sorry. Going down!”
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 4 years ago
He couldn’t remember the gatekeeper’s name but it was on the tip of his tongue.
moeric9 about 4 years ago
I left my wallet in my other robe.
the lost wizard about 4 years ago
I have reservations about this place.
sandflea about 4 years ago
More like a bribe jar.
oakie817 about 4 years ago
i had a vision one night, and when i arrived, St. Peter put up the “out to Lunch” sign…i burst out laughing
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
Not until I see what kind of service I get.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 4 years ago
Don’t like this one a bit.
j.l.farmer about 4 years ago
if you can’t take your money with you then what do you put in the tip jar.
paullp Premium Member about 4 years ago
The Ferengi version of the afterlife.
chemguy about 4 years ago
i really hate the tip jar at counters
ChristopherHeckman about 4 years ago
I know a mohel who didn’t charge for circumcision. He only took tips.