Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 12, 2020

Social justice Warriors at their best

Discrimination against bi-cycles.

They say ‘There is always one in a crowd’ But this crowd seems to be nothing but one group Heckler. Wonder if there is one who is secretly enjoying the show!

Many professional standup comedians would tell you that’s typical for a college crowd nowadays.

There are so many snowflakes that they’ll soon have an indoor blizzard.

Wait until Bong starts charging admission! It sounds like they may be hooked.

When the hippie protestors were at Berkeley Campus back in the 1960’s, Al Capp used to call them “Students Wildly Indignant about Nearly Everything” … or “S.W.I.N.E.”

Can’t quite figure out why the pies are there. Decoration maybe?

More people looking for reasons to be upset. Get a life.

The PC Police in full force!

Ah, the PC CC folks. (CC for cancel culture).

I choked on my cornflakes when I saw this – so funny and so true…

Complaining; the anthem for our time.

Do you boo a moment of silence for peace and unity too?

Who cares if the pies are gluten free? He’s planning to throw them, not eat them.

How about throwing the pie at them and letting them find out whether it’s gluten-free or not!

Tough Crowd. Little, though, do they know they still have the best of their world. They are so 2019. None of them are wearing masks, nor do they need to stand 6 feet apart! You don’t know how good you got it until it’s gone.

Watch steve hofstetter’s act. He does a real number on hecklers. His take down of hecklers is my favorite part of his act.

Some people are just contrary to be contrary. It’s the only way the know to get any attention at all. They’re not necessarily bad or wrong, they just argue for fun. Their bored.

One reason I’m not particularly fond of groups. . .

There’s a fine art to heckling that ain’t it ; PLAY FREEBIRD

The only offended party whose opinion isn’t respected is those of us offended at the political correctness!

Please read “The Coddling of The American Mind” It address this problem directly. Should be required reading for all schools and all parents.

It’s like a world full of Goldilocks’. Except they never find the “just right”. I’ve fallen down that rabbit hole many times. Nothing is as I WANT it to be, grumping my way along. It takes less energy to accept the bad with the good, so why would we go out of our ways to complain and be offended by everything? ¯\(ツ)/¯

OK, so bring on Gallagher, followed by a Three Stooges marathon.

The left speaks. Cancel him!

Sadly that’s so true with all the snowflakes out there.

It’s telling how much more complaining about PC culture I see than, well, actual PC culture people complaining.

only time i ever heckled a performer was an obnoxious amateur magician who asked us if we had any magic tricks we wanted to see. i asked him to pull a hat out of a rabbit. he said "You mean a rabbit out a hat, don’t you? and i said “any magician can pull a rabbit out of a hat, a really good one can do it the other way.”

Well that is the world of today for you. Everyone is offended by something.

Wow. Very sad how accurate this is in today’s hypersensitive world.

This, my friends, is how it all began…..

How P.C. can you get.

Unfortunately that’s not funny it’s reality the woke need to go back to sleep.

“So. Be offended. Nothing happens.” – Steve Hughes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceS_jkKjIgo

Sadly, that is the state of the world now, people look for ways to be offended.

Back in ye ole medieval times those morons would be handled quickly, into the dungeon.

I know who I’d throw the pies at.

Wow, talk about a recurring theme. I made a comment on today’s Free Range strip that deserves repeating here.

Have you ever found a joke hilarious when you know full well it offends some folks? I know I have and still do.

A really good joke requires a warped sense of humor to get sometimes. This surge in False PC is killing Comedy because people are way too oversensative and take offense too easily when none is intended.

NAILED IT!!!

…and if our country is ever invaded by a foreign nation, the snowflakes will the the first to throw up their hands and say “we surrender, please don’t hurt us!”

Wow…how appropriate for today’s world. Political correctness run amok.

Hey! You left out people with balance issues that can’t ride a unicycle! I’m offended by your lack of empathy!

What do you expect? Anarchists hate everyone and everybody.

BLM mentality strikes again.

People used to say “You can’t please everyone.” Now they say “You can’t please anyone.”

Well I don’t know what to say about this except leave 21st century stuff out of comics!

Here’s a thought: light the audience on fire.

It’s a VERY SAD, but true commentary on our society today.

There’s enough of this crap in the news today; we don’t need it in supposed comics.

Modern day comedy audiences

I got it. He is not drunk this time with all that fireworks.

People are simply getting intolerable.

Unfortunately. And I do mean Unfortunately, this is the REAL reality, if that isn’t tautology. I am getting (no, I AM) fed up with the pseudo offended or professionally offended clowns who say they are offend e d and also that they are speaking for all others in the category.I think we should get back to the moon and the first lot of inhabitants should be professional offenders and idiot wokesters. And they must not have the technology to broadcast to earth.