B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 17, 2020

Sure. But do you vote?

Every time I tried to do a burning with a magnifying glass… I burn more of my vision than I did the piece of paper I was trying to “write” on!

Which one’s for reading the owner’s manual?

Or in the case of the so called malitias in the USA, to install a tyrannical government.

He got so many weapons that one would think he’s a militant.

Talking ants from outer space used magnifying glasses as weapons, eh. Just what the ancient astronaut theorists had always suspected.

" … And this big one here is for defence when peaceful mobs come to loot and burn my anthill. "

He must be a member of the NMGA—the National Magnifying Glass Association.

Second Amendment – because a government that does not respect its citizens should have reason to fear them.

Which one is like the rifle I have that has gone up in value 230% since I bought it a few years ago? Even if you don’t like guns, they can be a great investment.

and this one was used on the grassy knoll.

Don’t forget the one that makes you feel like a real man, that you’re going to use to show them that they can’t push you around.

Speeking of which, when was the last time we saw Queen Ida?

I’m sure he’ll have to use all of them at some point!

You understand that the government has air support? Armored vehicles?

After Sandy Hook, I mentioned to some gun-owning friends that I thought a good position for the NRA to take would be to advocate for more gun safes in homes. I may have well been speaking Martian. Apparently, that was regarded as nanny-state thinking, even coming from a private organization.

The night vision scope part is what he’s buying from the NRA-ILA (that bunch ain’t the real NRA). Wayne is a pain.

I wonder if he has a license for all of his military weaponry……

JUST LIKE HAVING A GUN IN THE HOUSE!

At what point do you know it is time to use the “tyrannical government” one? I mean is there a secret code like "One if by land. Two if by sea. and “The red ‘ants’ are coming.” or something?

And that one is my tanning salon.

Which one is for when he goes grocery shopping at the local super-mart?

Since the advent of powerful LASERs in the hands of 10 year olds, it’s not safe to go out at night anymore.

Too late.