Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 21, 2020

Pig will take whatever he can get, but the woman won’t.

You’re doing it wrong, Pig. You should get a room after you get a girl.

Ding, Ding!

Single or double room depends on how low her standards are.

If she can’t score with Pig into a single bed, she should offer Rat a complimentary double.

Never mind, just give me a closet. I’ll sleep standing up.

First woman to hit on him in years? I am guessing first woman ever. Either that or the other cases were also complete misunderstandings. Although, Pigita probably did hit him.

Looks like Pig’s checking into the Heartbreak Hotel.

Unbelievable! These two aren’t moping around in quarantine, for a change! Thanks, Pastis!

If she took him up on his offer, they be making bacon all night!

Why yes, I do: Here’s a single in full payment for the room…

Pigita might hit him if she hears about this.

Twenty years ago the girl would have also asked “Smoking?” and I would venture that Pig would say something to the effect of “Heck yes you are!” right before the front desk called security……..

She’s got a frying pan with his name on it.

A while ago at the mall, a girl selling perfume would come up to you and say “Are you married” and I said “You proposing?”!

Pig does not get out much!

Single room or double room? Why would I need two rooms? Of course it would be suite if I had two rooms.

Nice Try Pig ! … But you are still a pig ;-) … Croc Power !

“Stupid or non-stupid?”

I feel your pain Pig……I’ve been invisible to women for years.

Ah, finally a nice humorous break from the depressing pandemic ones of late!

I know how you feel, Pig. No woman has hit on me since high school.

PIG is so delusional….but let him have his moment….

If it was an older hotel, the clerk would ask “With a bath?” Since pigs are actually very clean animals, he would jump at the chance to take a bath with her.

Hope springs eternal…

She hears that a hundred times a day.

Pearls: That little bit of insanity that keeps me [somewhat] sane!

This is pretty sad…

Grammer police here, sign should l’hôtel

Anyone else find it…weird…to have farm animals (esp. in today’s idiom) interacting with humans like it’s the most normal thing in the world?

So, how do they kiss? Curious minds need to know.

Pig, you are not “having a moment”; you are “cruising for a bruising”!

He needs to get better at flirting. And find a better wingman than Rat.

Happens to me often. Saleswomen are always asking for my number.

I wonder what would happen if they had kids? Would they have pig’s head and a person’s body?

“The clerk asked if I’d like a king or a queen in my room. WHAT A COUNTRY!” – Yaakov Smirnov

Pig should get a Facebook page, there is always pretty women from strange lands looking for friends.

an ode to the title of the comic