That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 10, 2020

“I can’t tell what that is. You should go see an ENT.”

Cupid, checking mom for lice before her next ‘suitor’ arrives

The only time Cupid has an ‘off-season’ is during a pandemic, where everybody is self-isolating.

Estelle forgot to use her Cherub repellent.

Cupid used his little bow to set hearts a-fluttering. Aphrodite was a lot more straight forward. She would whip a rubber ball at Mr. Right’s (or even Mr. Not-Completely-Wrong’s) head, drag him off to her quarters and have her way with him. Then it was back to the window seat, with the ready supply of rubber balls.

“I don’t care what you say – one more step and I nail him with this pelota.”

Lick my ear again you little creep, and I’m gonna shove this plum up your nose!

“So he has a severe overbite and a ridiculous combover. After I poke you in the ear with this swizzle stick, he’ll look like Prince Charming’s cousin with almost-redeemable qualities. And if he ever sobers up, he might even be willing to shower.”

Now, Cupid’s a sly little perv/ but I swear I just heard him observe/ to this cute little witch/ who’s preparing to pitch/ “this guy can’t hit the inside curve !”

BTW: it’s Bouguereau again – the greatest academic of them all ! Google his nudes, and marvel !

If Cupid is doing a piercing, the next guy that comes along is going to fall in love with her earlobe.

But I guess there are stranger obsessions.

i always like appearances by this painter’s works because ① his models are babes and ② his name sounds like ‘booger’…

“You know, I can see right through the other side.”

Blow in her ear, and she’ll follow you anywhere!

Romance advice from “Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In”

Cupid’s looking to get Canis Tame-I-Am a bone, while Portia (who is having a ball) faces life.

I know. I know.

I’m having it removed next week.

Sheesh.

One wet willy…..coming up!

Oh, you’re right. That’s a really nasty hickie.

God almighty! You should see how fat this tick is!

When she wore her fox stole they laughed at her so she thought she’d try a cherub one this time.

You know Cupid “…..coming out my ears” is just an expression!

Get lost kid – you’re ruining my chances.

Hey! Another Psyche sighting!

Can you hear me now?

" Wow! You really do have a wax build-up! "

Fifi needed a stress ball and a foot rub after a long day waitressing at Pierre’s Gastronomical Delights French Dive and Deli.

“How many times do I have to tell you? You just don’t wear white after Labor day!”

He blew in her ear. She followed him anywhere. The End.

Sweetheart, your foot hurts because you’ve been walking around on those nailheads without any shoes on.

ouch

“No, really! I can see straight through!”

What off season?

Cupid trying to talk her into a genital piercing.

"There"s that b-tch Hedi Abramowitz!"

I said scratch my back not tickle my ear!

I think the hickey has faded enough now … are you ready for me to shoot someone else?

“That’s not what I meant when I said I could get you all the balls you want.”

“Let me put a bug in your ear.”

My god, woman, how many of those plums are you going to eat? It’s no wonder they’re coming out your ears.

all of a sudden, Sephora thought it was bad to not go to the ear, nose, throat Dr., but it did save her some money.

Work Interrupted: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:William-Adolphe_Bouguereau_(1825-1905)_-_Work_Interrupted_(1891).jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/bouguereau_adolphe_william.html 

http://www.sai.msu.su/cjackson/bouguereau/bouguereau_bio.htm 

https://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/780/william-adolphe-bouguereau-french-1825-1905/ 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/b/bouguere/biograph.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/william-adolphe-bouguereau 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/william-adolphe-bouguereau/ 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=380 

http://www.all-art.org/history400-1.html 

http://www.williambouguereau.org/biography/ 

http://www.hoocher.com/William_Bouguereau/william_bouguereau.htm 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/7 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 19 works (20 times, including 1 repeat) by him have been used here. 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2020/07/09?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included the same artist info URLs, the 7th of which may be unresponsive).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2575 (November 9, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Pop Goes the Weasel. That’s the thing behind her. The ball is yarn to be measured out.

I told you I was fine! And NO!, you don’t stick the thermometer in THERE!