Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 08, 2020

way to fantasize, Bradley

Nobody want to know about your weird sexual fantasies Brad

If you dressed up in a bikini while working on your car, i wonder what Brad would be more interested in-you or the car.;-D

We’re all just along for the ride in this one… literally. The vanilla banter is somewhat boring, though. 8^ O

I guess this reveals the lie of the whole “this is a family strip” thing.

At least no baby talk today. (That’s a compliment)

Toni pulled that one right out of the gutter, and Brad liked it.

Has toni ever been in a bikini in this comic strip? I don’t recall her ever being portrayed in one. But seeing the sexy curves she has. Once brad sees her in a bikini, she won’t be in it long——or under the car.

Personally, I think Brad and Toni should file for legal guardianship of Shannon. Since Jonah is AWOL most of the time!

Don’t forget the 6 inch stilettos Toni!

Very erotic colloquy between the two lovebirds. Grease, bikini’s, and coveralls. Seems kind of steamy, and slippery. Okay that is as far as I am going to go in this family strip, but Gnk are adroitly making Luann a bit more racy. HUBBA, HUBBA!

Rolling up my eyes. Toni finds going under a car with her honey sexy? My dad was a mechanic and loved classic cars. He also taught auto body in high school. I wish I could show this to dad and see what he would say about this. I suppose Toni finds spending ANY free time with Brad sexy. Possibly because Shannon has been around too often interfering with their sexy feelings. Anyway, Toni is doing this just to distract Brad away from the baby talk.

His front view looks like a kid, the side profile looks like an adult (almost)!!

In panel 2, “My, Toni, what large hair you have”. And it is heading towards Brad’s head. At least their hair is going to co – mingle…

Blegggghhh! First it’s babies, now it’s Brad making cheeky remarks? What an inane conversation. Maybe Brad can ask Toni to wear an elf costume when they work on the car.

This story arc is getting more and more lame by each passing day.

In days of yore, before internet porn and lawsuits for sexual harassment, it was a state requirement for garages to prominently display pinup calendars… Or maybe it was a form of advertisement. (Also the days before kids objected if parents bought them a car more than two years old, guys had to buy old clunkers and spent a lot of time at garages keeping them running. Perhaps they went to place with hottest calendars. Brad is too young to remember those times.)

Tell them to show some class.

OMG some incredibly benign sexual innuendo and the usual contingent, who often accuse me of complaining, complain. Yet many of these same people make outright offensive comments and do not even know it.

Brad and Toni are :

1: Married

2: In love and (GASP!) sexually attracted to each other

3: GET OVER IT!

4: Depending on the context humans want to be objectified, but on their terms.

Two things here:

1) Pictures of females in bikinis at the car shop?? Hang on a minute. I thought such things weren’t allowed in the work place anymore? Over 20 years ago, We had a MANDATORY all day class on sexual harassment at the workplace. We were told that sexy pin up photos, and Snap-On Tool calendars were no longer permitted in offices, lockers, company vehicles, ANYWHERE on the premises, whether women worked there or not. We were told the horror story of the exec that had a picture of his bikini clad wife on his desk. A female delivery driver came in, saw it, took offense, and darn near got the guy fired. But I can see where Toni wouldn’t be offended by that calendar at said car shop. After all, she once posed for a sexy calendar herself.

2) I really hope these two have the number of a flatbed truck on speed dial. Because I doubt very seriously that a $300 car is going to be any where near “drivable.” Have fun rebuilding the engine and transmission, you “love-monkeys.” ;)

They want to have really a lot of fun with that car♡. Now I really hope they can buy it.

Love her logic!

Yep…baby on the way.

I don’t know, but I’ll bet Toni cuts a pretty good figure even in coveralls; tailored of course.

LIke Ruby Roundhouse in welcome to jungle? Dance fighting is her thing.

I thought better of Brad.

A female photographer once made a role reversal calendar that showed men dressed scantily and posing submissively the way women are in auto and motorcycle ads. It made the men who saw it very uncomfortable…

The calendars that I have seen at car repair shops showed girls without bikinis or anything else on!;o}

Good thinking brad

Like I said, a long week! Ugh!

because she looks like a calender girl,duh

Dirk is not looking that bad right now.

I won’t answer a rhetorical question. Will you?

Remember that Brad has posed for a sexy firefighter calendar. And Toni should have dismissed Brad’s coveralls and suggested a Speedo.

Back in early December and the start of this arc I predicted a surprise announcement from GnK that the DeGroot’s Jr. were expecting. I’m sticking by that prediction!

Brad will probably make a lame announcement to his folks like he did when they set the wedding date.

Toni was equally reticent about setting a wedding date and now this. 8^ (

If Brad is such a good mechanic, why is he taking his car to repair garages?

Brad gets in his two bits…exactly two bits! :D

The babes on the calendars in the repair ship are wearing bikinis??

Brad’s sleeping on the couch this week…

Makes clean up that much more fun!

I know it’s only a comic, but I kind of like where this is going.

Well, at least G and K allow comments. Why the hell Brooke McEldowny won’t with 9 Chickweed Lane still remains a mystery to me. I welcome any ideas.

Aw, you guys. Now you’re just bein’ silly.

Bard is dead. I remember when girls wore bikini’s to pump gas, and the weather girl used to wear one on air.

I don’t mind the playful banter Toni and Brad engage in. I do mind that it does not move the strip along. 1 or 2 days, we get it. A $300 clunker will be able to be driven off the premises? Maybe the ad indicated it would.

Toni knows where This “Fantasy” is going to end up.

At the risk of raising ire, sounds like fun to me….

I really love Toni & Brad’s romance … we could use more of that today … ;)

Nah he just wants to see her naked.