Garfield by Jim Davis for March 01, 2021

Sure Jon. Make it worse!

The Weird Al presents again.

Jon’s polka playing, is just as bad as Jed Clampett’s cousin Pearls yodellin’.

where’s my Bazooka?!

Obviously, Jon is wearing his polka striped pyjamas.

Monday?! Uh-Oh! I’m out! And that’s all, polks…

Garfield’s living with a hernia.

Jon’s gone off the deep end.

garfield, quick! call thhe S.W.A.T.. squad!

Mondayitis is contagious.

that’ll be waking EVERYONE up!

Mama’s got a squeeze box

She wears on her chest

And when daddy comes home

He never gets no rest… ~ The Who..

Yikes, is anything worse than hearing ‘I got dem Monday morning accordion polka playin BLUES.’

Oh no, but polka isn’t that bad

“Perfect Pitch” – Throwing a banjo into a Dumpster and it hits an accordian.

As if Garfield’s Monday morning wasn’t bad enough…

Obviously Jon was brought up with the Lawrence Welk & Myron Floren influence … (as I was)

Everybody Polka!! Da da da, da da da

It could be worse, much worse. Jon could fancy himself as a rapper.

Stop me if you’ve heard this before; but at a nephew’s wedding reception, to a lovely, but decidedly pudgy girl, the D.J. played the You Can Take Her I Don’t Want Her She’s Too Fat For Me polka – as God is my witness.

Ah…just another monday…

Garfield needs to work on his polka face.

Monday comes in many forms, today it was Polka

Jon needs to shave

There is not enough coffee in the world to fix that.

I almost forgot that Jon likes to polka…Yeah, Garfield, Monday strikes you again. :(

OH THE HORROR! MAKE IT STOP! WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?!?!

NOT BEFORE COFFEE!!

The world accordion to Garf.

It’s the start of a new month. Therefore, Garfield hates it more. Mondays + new month = BAD STUFF

Way to make Mondays even worst, Jon.

He could apply for a job at Miller Park doing the 7th inning stretch.

Could be worse. …Jon could have learned how to play baby shark on that accordion.

Why does this strip always treat accordions like they’re the pariah of the instrument family?

A Polka, probably Polish or Russian music?

Yes folks, it’s Yosh and Jon (?) Schmenge! ☺

Garfield is thinking a few hundred dozen donuts…

Polka Mondays!

Roll out the barrel,

We’ll have a barrel of fun!

Roll out the barrel.. everyone join in….!

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

We need the Chicken Dance!

Ok, even I’M with Garfield on this one.

I know how you feel, Garfield

My Monday sucked too

OH NO!!!! NOT THE ACORDIAN!!!!

I prefer bagpipes at dawn.

I just went to YouTube and found that there is such a thing as The Monday Morning Polka, covered by 3 or 4 different bands.

What the heck. Can’t hurt…..

Jon should get together with Steve Urkel

I love listening to polka whether it is on my radio or on “The Lawrence Welk Show”. #festivemood #polkafan :)

You wouldn’t want a hangover, when Jon starts playing polka music.

roll out the barrel, we’ll have a barrel of fun …

Hahahahahaha! Serves you right Garfield.

I was gonna refer to Weird Al here, too, so I’ll just link to two newer videos by him that are fun …

Word Crimes – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

Tacky – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq7Eki5EZ8o

Best “Garfield” in recent memory. Made me laugh.

Sorry, Monday just prefers to watch you suffer.

Been a while since we had a bad monday