Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 04, 2021

I need to self medicate from my bottle some more. Wiley has definitely developed cabin fever

at least the man’s honest.

The Red-Headed League but for guys named Joe.

That’s one of the names I use on the Internet. Does that count?

Hey! I’m eligible but, as Groucho said: “I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member”

But it is a nightclub and it appears to be day time. Something is amiss.

May as well skip it. All they’ll serve you is a cup of joe.

Biden finally found a place that will accept him.

“I know five guys named Moe. Is that anything?”

What if your name isn’t Joe, but you’re a GI Joe? Does that work?

G.I. Joe should get in not to mention your average Joe!

“This is a Joek, isn’t it?” “Are you Joe King?”

Just to be ‘that guy,’ the place should be called “Joes’ .”

My mother goes by Jo, short for JoAnn, does that count?

It’s a mess on Sloppy Joes Saturday.

…and not White.

Was going to say it’ll get in trouble for not allowing female members, then remembered Jo March in Little Women.

I’d join, but I’ll never join a club that would have me as a member. (thanks Groucho)

I once belonged to the Jim Smith Society. It was very exclusive.

Bartender: Telephone call for Joe.

Everyone together: Tell her I’m not here!

All Catholic boys used to have the name of Joseph as one of the surnames on the baptismal certificate (girls had Mary) so there might be a lot of Joes walking around out there without knowing it.

More than one Joe? Move the apostrophe.

Joe mama

Just need to be an average Joe – old movie line.

Sure, why not. They don’t get my money.

What about a logic named Joe?

fusilier, SMOF, jg (ret)

James 2:24

Can G.I.s get in?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph

Full name Joe or a traditional nickname (Josephs and Josephines are allowed in)?

He was just a Joey.

Josephs and Josephine’s, I presume.

OK, but Joe’s is spelled wrong then

Dave’s barbecue used to offer free sandwiches to anyone named Dave (or a derivative, such as David, Devin, Daveed, etc.) on ther anniversary.

Not so exclusive in the second dimension.

Just Biden his time!

Is Jose OK?

The apostrophe is in the wrong place…..

Average Joe’s

How about Joel? or maybe Joike?

All they serve is a cup of Joe

i have a cup of

My X is named Joe… I am not impressed.

I heard that place got sued for being racist. A Hispanic guy tried to get in and they told him “No way, José!”

What if Joe sent you?

There is the “Bob Club” for people not named Joe.

Of course, to get into That one, you need to named Bob.

Unlike the Billy Club which can be used to Hit Anyone.

Every iteration of Snoopy in a sweatshirt

“J”, Joe, wearing jeans – Got himself a pocket full of jelly beans. “J”, Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans – Hey, let’s sing a song about “J”. … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2rzWnMEhzY

Dang, my name’s Joseph.

Then shouldn’t the apostrophe be after the “s”?