What’s the difference between a dad joke and a regular joke? With a dad joke, the punchline is apparent. What’s the best fruit to eat during this month? Fe-blueberries. Why is February so short? Because it got its marching orders. And finally, how many dads does it take to tell dad jokes? I don’t know, but they’ll all try.
February the 28th is also the birthday of my father’s last-surviving older brother (this uncle of mine was born between twin uncles’ births and Dad’s own birth).
Not ever meeting my dad or really being sure who he was, although through research and happenstance I met a few of my half-siblings by one of the many women he knew before he died, I have to admit a few dad jokes would have been nice, My poor kids survived my attempts when they were little at them. Sigh!
Oh yes, Sundays, where we jump to an alternative universe. Tomorrow we jump back to the universe with the cliff hanger at The Fuse. I never did understand this concept. Comments appreciated.
Nice try, Frank. Your humor is only a few generations out-of-date. Nancy’s only works visually, which is always a dubious proposition. Happy Sunday, which is what I call “the end of February”!
Namrepus over 3 years ago
What’s the difference between a dad joke and a regular joke? With a dad joke, the punchline is apparent. What’s the best fruit to eat during this month? Fe-blueberries. Why is February so short? Because it got its marching orders. And finally, how many dads does it take to tell dad jokes? I don’t know, but they’ll all try.
howtheduck over 3 years ago
I think Nancy is being a little too sternum.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
February the 28th is also the birthday of my father’s last-surviving older brother (this uncle of mine was born between twin uncles’ births and Dad’s own birth).
howtheduck over 3 years ago
Luann has carped about her father’s jokes so often that I think she has achieved the rank of metacarpal.
Rhetorical_Question over 3 years ago
Extra Dry Humor
mr_sherman Premium Member over 3 years ago
I notice nobody is saying a thing about Mom jokes.
Michael Thorton over 3 years ago
Actually, in India, we call the end of February “National Science Day”, in tribute to prolific physicist C.V. Raman.
Brdshtt Premium Member over 3 years ago
No bones about it, Frank’s jokes do for comedy what Ex – Lax does for fine chocolates.
blunebottle over 3 years ago
Then there’s this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32q5DZ8a56A
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
Dad jokes hurt no one and bring a moment of joy. Yay! Mom jokes are not much different either…
kenhense over 3 years ago
Poor Frank. Once again – the sound of one hand clapping.
BJShipley1 over 3 years ago
You’re no George Carlin yourself, Luann. ;-)
Linnorm over 3 years ago
I nominate Dad for the Perilous Punster Award!
SmallMeadow over 3 years ago
Today, there is no leap between dad and mom jokes
Aladar30 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Good one Nancy! Really good. Once the funny one fas Frank, but now is time from Nancy to shine ♡!
OneTime59 over 3 years ago
Punday morning at the DeGroots.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 3 years ago
Very punny!
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
No more puns!
david_42 over 3 years ago
If it wasn’t for the comics, I’d never have known Dad jokes existed.
Willywise52 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Because you didn’t think of them,Lu?
RussHeim over 3 years ago
We ulna Dad jokes take some getting used to.
Frank_Lecanto over 3 years ago
…and how many of my “dad jokes” do I now hear emanating from my son’s mouth to his children?
Schrodinger's Dog over 3 years ago
Everyone needs a good “ribbing” now and then !
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
February is clearly the coldest month of the year. It’s got the brr right in the name.
jrankin1959 over 3 years ago
It’s spreading…
timzsixty9 over 3 years ago
neither was THAT joke…
luann1212 over 3 years ago
Not ever meeting my dad or really being sure who he was, although through research and happenstance I met a few of my half-siblings by one of the many women he knew before he died, I have to admit a few dad jokes would have been nice, My poor kids survived my attempts when they were little at them. Sigh!
procentrum over 3 years ago
the mother really needs to cut down on the lip injections
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Because you’re not a dad?
PeterPirate over 3 years ago
February 28 is the end of “But what about White History” Month.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
Today’s Luann ‘toon just gives us all a break!
ForrestOverin over 3 years ago
The word is ‘lame’. Frank’s being lame. Don’t be like Frank.
smartgrr over 3 years ago
I laughed
Joe1962 over 3 years ago
Nancy needs to see about Luann stowaway.
Tyge over 3 years ago
They used to, Luann! They used too…
Hatter over 3 years ago
Double entendre day is it?
Jan C over 3 years ago
Perhaps because you’ve heard them so many times?
R.R.Bedford over 3 years ago
Perhaps a different style of delivery would help the Dad jokes…might I suggest UPS or FedEx?
R.R.Bedford over 3 years ago
Mr. DeGroot with an act like yours you should be on the stage…Wells Fargo has one leaving for Amarillo in 15 minutes, be on it.
asrialfeeple over 3 years ago
Can February March? No, but April May!
Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year. Hers is in February and mine in July.
I can’t wait for Tuesday, February 22, 2022 (2/22/22). . We can call it… 2’s day
My girlfriend got her period in the middle of February. I guess that makes her My Bloody Valentine.
February 1st, 1234 AD must’ve been the birth of the worlds best drummer. One / two / one two three four!
BlueKnight1966 over 3 years ago
Dad Jokes: the domain of groan men.
xaingo over 3 years ago
I see one of them ripped the calendar off the wall after he left.
Maestro Amedeo over 3 years ago
Oh yes, Sundays, where we jump to an alternative universe. Tomorrow we jump back to the universe with the cliff hanger at The Fuse. I never did understand this concept. Comments appreciated.
illuminare over 3 years ago
Why does the Sunday strip have nothing to do with the weekly strip?
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Nice try, Frank. Your humor is only a few generations out-of-date. Nancy’s only works visually, which is always a dubious proposition. Happy Sunday, which is what I call “the end of February”!
bakana over 3 years ago
Dad’s jokes never met a Tarsal they didn’t like.
PeterPirate over 3 years ago
Frank’s jokes are so dated.