Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 21, 2021

That’s mighty cold, man!

Oh, so no paradise? Wait for it. Maybe you will see God.

Now, how does a Wiley Bear get down from a coconut tree?

We don’t got to show you no steenking ears!

An oldie but a goodie.

Yay – Pierre and the bears! I’ve missed them both! (The bears haven’t missed Pierre, though, I guess)

Damn dese bears!

Pierre iz back, c’et bon!

It was nice of the bears to put up a Warning sign.

It apparently wasn’t warning enough.

Love Pierre of the North and his “steenking bears!”

Possibilité trois, you are dreaming and we will all be happy when you wake up… except for the bears.

Maybe bears love coconut ice?

YAY!!! WILEY BEARS AND PIERRE!!! YAY!!!!!

Don’t be so Hegelian (offering only two possible answers – thesis or anti-thesis). Ancient astronauts on a return trip to earth are as likely as Pierre in Heaven – and there must be other possibilities.

What did ze dehydrated Frenchman zay to ze ozza dehydrated Frenchman?…….What do we do now….Pierre?

Hurrah. Pierre is back. He’s a good laugh any time. Another case of Mal de Ours.

Let’s be Super “Progressives” and call today’s comic Francophobia. … nah. .. lmao .. lol, etc…

The poor spelling of the sign should have been your first clue

A question inspired by “Pierre of the North”:

How many of you have ever seen the second travelogue ever made, “Nanook of the North”? Early 1930s, filmed on the Quebec shore of Hudson’s Bay.

Very entertaining, quite funny in spots, but had tragic consequences because Nanook (yes, that was his name) spent so much time being filmed that he had to go hunting in bad weather the following winter.

Or global warming is evolving the Arctic coconut.

Time to play the ethnic cancel card Wiley! You just mocked the French. How dare you?! All newspapers and publishers should flee from this kind of hatred! #No MoreFrenchAccentMocking!!!!! [sarcasm off]

Good ambush bears. (Le Poomph!?) I wonder if they are still serving “Freedom Fries” in the congressional chow hall instead of “French fries”.

The uniqueness of Wiley bears is that they can adapt to any situation.

Alas, no more Pepe Le Phew.

The chainsaw is pretty ominous.

Dunno why they call them bares. They have fur on.

Gotta love “Le SNORT”!

According to Cripple Clarence Lofton, coconut knees.

How do bears trap a French fur trapper?

Hmmm

Very resourceful, those bears. Of course they are Wiley’s bears so duh.

 Mon Dieu! Or, as Susan over on Candorville would’ve said, Dios Mío! (Comic strips are so educational!)

Ursus sardonicus marius or Wiley bear Polar version. They are getting smarter all of the time.

Le coup de glace.

Those damn Wiley Polar Bears!!!

Sacre bleu balls of ice!