Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 10, 2021

Pure fantasy.

No newspaper has been that thick in decades.

That is good news!

Have your followers storm the newsstand.

As someone in Latin America, all I can sadly say is “Been there, done that.” :P :P :P

Well, isn’t that revolting.

Time flies when you’re not being terrified.

We’re almost to 50 days WITH a competent federal administration.

That’s the Dory news stand. The Marlin one is the next block over (both located in the Blue Whale’s Mouth neighbourhood).

Trump Disciples will not understand this cartoon.

I miss the days when things were funny.

So what do we take – the Post or the News – or one of each. Good to see they’e all wearing masks – must be Democrats.

Is he selling towels?

Treason doth never prosper, what’s the reason? For if it prosper, none dare call it Treason.

Insurrection?

Hell, it was a failed coup! I hate it when they water down what happens.

That’s a half-diverse news stand, I’d say.

Frankly I love turning on the evening news with most of the time not being devoted to, “Here’s a list of stupid tweets by the President, with a defense of his attacks on science and history by fawning sycophants in Congress.”

Didn’t you hear? The insurgency moved to the Middle East with air strikes in Syria, and for good measure, send the B-52s to show that region how much we care about their security.

The Boston Tea Party was in 1773. The Revolutionary War didn’t begin until three years later.The coup against the coup isn’t over yet. Not by a long shot. The individual States are beginning to resist the Federal Establishment daily.

We got through March 4th with no further attempts. . .so is March 20th the new date to “take our government back” and “MAGA”?

Winning an election is in no way equivalent to an insurgency. Sorry to be a party pooper.

As Ben Franklin says in “1776” : "Remember, a revolution is ONLY bad when it’s in the third person, such as ‘Their Revolution’. When it’s in the first person, such as ‘Our Revolution’, it’s fine!

I do not miss waking up every morning to learn what ignorant and inflammatory tweets or atrocities against democracy the last guy was perpetrating that day.

Why don’t we call all the crap we are getting “yellow journalism” anymore?

Trump’s tombstone: Over Fifty-six Thousand Tweets, Six Bankruptcies, Two Divorces, Two Mistresses, Two Impeachments, and One Insurrection.

Good reminder.

Goddamned disgrace …

43 days? What happened on January 26?

The BREAKING NEWS tags finally got me. Just couldn’t take anymore of that flash trash. The only thing my DVR picks up now is the 10 minutes of local weather. TCM is selling old dreams. HD Net is selling mayhem. Have no idea what passes for programming on the other 2000 channels. All those advertising dollars are wasted on me. The world is getting smaller.

The crazy un-American Maga’s now say dictator Trump will be their king on March 20.

Somebody has to go first, so it might as well be me. Here goes:

Quadrillion!

Now you can legitimately say, 10-15 years from now, that you were there when the term first entered the public discourse.

Guess Portland and Seattle don’t count……..

Keep in your memory

The sixth day of January,

Red had sedition and plot.

Make it your mission

That red hat sedition

Shall never be forgot!

56 days and so far President Biden has yet to set foot on a golf course. Good to see adults are back in charge. This is a big f&$%ing deal.

All-righty then! When-ever Biden presents his speech to Congress (the very first one is not an official “State of the Union”), do we need to worry about another potential riot by the MAGAmaniacs?

We live in an era of lowered expectations. If the POTUS isn’t tweeting schoolyard insults multiple times each day it feels like a step forward instead of normal behavior we should take for granted.

Please go back to being funny.

FOX News. ? Here’s MY idea of FOX:

Fox went out on a chilly night

Prayed to the moon for to give him light

For was many a mile to go that night

Before he reached the town-o

The town-o the town-o,

Many a mile to go that night

Before he reached the town.

Well he ran till he got to a great big pen

Where the ducks and the geese were kept therein

Said a coupla you gonna grease my chin

Before I leave this town-o

Town-o this town-o,

A coupla you gonna grease my chin

Before I leave this town.

To be continued at a future date.

Aw poop, Wiley. Do you have to go political? He’s gone. The bad guy is gone. and don’t worry. They had no guns at all. The only death was a female vet. Unarmed.

So, apparently, Wiley is another of those ignorant morons who closes his eyes to the ongoing insurgency in Portland.Or one of those idiots cheering the self-proclaimed Neo-Marxists on.