Well, light a fire under it…..
That’s urning with a “b”.
You’ll probably be taxed on a pay as you urn basis.
when the cremation is done mort really hauls ash…
Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.
Canned customers…
Start using BBQ sauce instead of embalming fluid. Do I smell mesquite or did someone leave the lid off Grandpa again?
Ashes to Cashes!
I wonder how long they were polishing that pun?
A man with burning ambitions…
Wonder if that’s a ‘mypillow’?
should be smokin !
He’s had that idea on the back burner for quite a while…
Reminds me of an ancient feghoot: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/6rr6te/once_there_was_a_young_man_called_benny_who/
I’ve seen the embalming process, I’m going with cremation.
Don’t forget to buy an XXXL crematorium. The kind with built-in greasy fire extinguishing systems.
…rim shot…
Be careful, Mort, that you don’t make an ash out of yourself!
Ouch!
I hear there are composting options
After I’m cremated, I’ll be put into an urn upon which will be engraved “Kiss my ash”…
I wonder if Beauty Rest makes casket mattresses???
No expensive urns for me. My cremains will stay in the box that funeral homes provide, and then my ashes will be mixed with my husband’s ashes, and they’ll be spread somewhere.
Since they are both birds, I thought this would be like Mrs. Capp’s cooking.
Urning potential … get it?
Once I’m gone, I’ll be too dead to care what they do with my remains.
Is this an example of dry humor? Asking for a friend.
Rimshot.
I like this strip, this is where all the good puns hang out.
If only Pastis was this good….
How do you guys come up with these day after day.
Box, can, or bag?
“Dust in the Wind…”
We Bake Our Own Dead.
Is that how you urn your living?
Dang it, Shoe… this comic sent me right to YouTube for a compilation of Just For Laughs funeral pranks!
Rick McKee
dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well, light a fire under it…..
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s urning with a “b”.
Superfrog over 3 years ago
You’ll probably be taxed on a pay as you urn basis.
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
when the cremation is done mort really hauls ash…
Imagine over 3 years ago
Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 3 years ago
Canned customers…
PICTO over 3 years ago
Start using BBQ sauce instead of embalming fluid. Do I smell mesquite or did someone leave the lid off Grandpa again?
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Ashes to Cashes!
littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
I wonder how long they were polishing that pun?
Differentname over 3 years ago
A man with burning ambitions…
tauyen over 3 years ago
Wonder if that’s a ‘mypillow’?
kelliherr0855 over 3 years ago
should be smokin !
pathamil over 3 years ago
He’s had that idea on the back burner for quite a while…
prrdh over 3 years ago
Reminds me of an ancient feghoot: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/6rr6te/once_there_was_a_young_man_called_benny_who/
[Traveler] Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’ve seen the embalming process, I’m going with cremation.
david_42 over 3 years ago
Don’t forget to buy an XXXL crematorium. The kind with built-in greasy fire extinguishing systems.
donwalter over 3 years ago
…rim shot…
Linguist over 3 years ago
Be careful, Mort, that you don’t make an ash out of yourself!
kathleenhicks62 over 3 years ago
Ouch!
oldlady07 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I hear there are composting options
Frank_Lecanto over 3 years ago
After I’m cremated, I’ll be put into an urn upon which will be engraved “Kiss my ash”…
paranormal over 3 years ago
I wonder if Beauty Rest makes casket mattresses???
Lola85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
No expensive urns for me. My cremains will stay in the box that funeral homes provide, and then my ashes will be mixed with my husband’s ashes, and they’ll be spread somewhere.
Dean over 3 years ago
Since they are both birds, I thought this would be like Mrs. Capp’s cooking.
Dr_Fogg over 3 years ago
Urning potential … get it?
Linguist over 3 years ago
Once I’m gone, I’ll be too dead to care what they do with my remains.
ekke over 3 years ago
Is this an example of dry humor? Asking for a friend.
scaeva Premium Member over 3 years ago
Rimshot.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
I like this strip, this is where all the good puns hang out.
cheap_day_return over 3 years ago
If only Pastis was this good….
montylc2001 over 3 years ago
How do you guys come up with these day after day.
Mediatech over 3 years ago
Box, can, or bag?
tee929 over 3 years ago
“Dust in the Wind…”
richardjohnsonvp over 3 years ago
We Bake Our Own Dead.
JesseLouisMartinez over 3 years ago
Is that how you urn your living?
comics guy 47 over 3 years ago
Dang it, Shoe… this comic sent me right to YouTube for a compilation of Just For Laughs funeral pranks!