Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 18, 2021

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, light a fire under it…..

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    LastRoseofSummer Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That’s urning with a “b”.

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    Superfrog  over 3 years ago

    You’ll probably be taxed on a pay as you urn basis.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    when the cremation is done mort really hauls ash…

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Canned customers…

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    PICTO  over 3 years ago

    Start using BBQ sauce instead of embalming fluid. Do I smell mesquite or did someone leave the lid off Grandpa again?

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    Ashes to Cashes!

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I wonder how long they were polishing that pun?

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    Differentname  over 3 years ago

    A man with burning ambitions…

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    tauyen  over 3 years ago

    Wonder if that’s a ‘mypillow’?

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    kelliherr0855  over 3 years ago

    should be smokin !

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    pathamil  over 3 years ago

    He’s had that idea on the back burner for quite a while…

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    prrdh  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of an ancient feghoot: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/6rr6te/once_there_was_a_young_man_called_benny_who/

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’ve seen the embalming process, I’m going with cremation.

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    david_42  over 3 years ago

    Don’t forget to buy an XXXL crematorium. The kind with built-in greasy fire extinguishing systems.

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    donwalter  over 3 years ago

    …rim shot…

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    Be careful, Mort, that you don’t make an ash out of yourself!

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    kathleenhicks62  over 3 years ago

    Ouch!

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    oldlady07 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I hear there are composting options

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    Frank_Lecanto  over 3 years ago

    After I’m cremated, I’ll be put into an urn upon which will be engraved “Kiss my ash”…

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    I wonder if Beauty Rest makes casket mattresses???

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    Lola85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    No expensive urns for me. My cremains will stay in the box that funeral homes provide, and then my ashes will be mixed with my husband’s ashes, and they’ll be spread somewhere.

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    Dean  over 3 years ago

    Since they are both birds, I thought this would be like Mrs. Capp’s cooking.

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    Dr_Fogg  over 3 years ago

    Urning potential … get it?

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    Once I’m gone, I’ll be too dead to care what they do with my remains.

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    ekke  over 3 years ago

    Is this an example of dry humor? Asking for a friend.

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    scaeva Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Rimshot.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    I like this strip, this is where all the good puns hang out.

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    cheap_day_return  over 3 years ago

    If only Pastis was this good….

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    montylc2001  over 3 years ago

    How do you guys come up with these day after day.

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    Mediatech  over 3 years ago

    Box, can, or bag?

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    tee929  over 3 years ago

    “Dust in the Wind…”

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    richardjohnsonvp  over 3 years ago

    We Bake Our Own Dead.

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    JesseLouisMartinez  over 3 years ago

    Is that how you urn your living?

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    comics guy 47  over 3 years ago

    Dang it, Shoe… this comic sent me right to YouTube for a compilation of Just For Laughs funeral pranks!

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