Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 16, 2021

You say “teach,” I say “threaten.” An I’ll nae stan’ for “threaten!”

Natasha and her two friends to the rescue! And they are so well named. The look in Natasha’s burning red eyes is enough to make me back down, but then I’m not an Irish magical creature! Although I do feel ancient.

Final panel is good. As good as Lucy’s five reasons for Linus to do as she says.

“♫“One fist is faith, the other’s begorrah…..”♫

(mouse-ish) eyes are FEROCIOUSLY smiling!

Heehee, Pucky’s ears. I love how cat ears act like satellite dishes.

Me thinks it’s the leprechaun who is going to need to be rescued!

Hand to hand combat! My bet is on Natasha and her two friends, Faith and Begorrah, despite her magically malicious opponent.

After Natasha is finished with the leprechaun I suspect it will be a long time before he goes after any “wee ones who disrespect ancient Irish magical creatures”…..

Punt him up the Liffey, Nat! (Irish River)

If ancient Irish magical creatures have to run from a cat (Elvis, admittedly) and can be threatened by a mouse, that does not give much confidence in their puissance.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Puckmosis: So you got out your best soup pot and you found it filled with gold coins?

Thomios: That’s right. Usually the only gold in the pot is Yukon Gold.

Duffy: Oh, I remember now. I was lookin’ for a suitable pot to put my gold in so’s I could find the end of a rainbow to bury it.

Thomios: Oh, well I think I could spare a pot to help you out.

Enter the Royal Procurers

Agnes-Ata: Such an act of generosity won’t go unrewarded. We’ll find you a new pot worthy of your chowder, your bisque, and your consommé.

Elvis-Anum: How are you going to find such a pot?

Royal Procurers: We’ll never tell!

Paddy: Don’t you think you should reward Thomios for his gift, Duffy?

Duffy: Sure. Here are a few coins from my treasure hoard.

Thomios: (Opening a coin) Is this what I think it is?

Duffy: Yep. A treasure more precious than gold. For your chocolate everything!

Pucky toe beans!

Foolish magical Irish creature, don’t ye knows how dangerous is mice? They spread horrible plagues and deadly diseases. Woe is you.

Ancient magical creatures, eh? Just what the ancient astronaut theorists had always suspected. Little green men with orange hair in their UFOs.

Can we wrap this up in time for the annual snake memorial?

If I were Natasha, I would not have abandoned the needles.fighting “fair” is for losers.

I have tremendous faith in Natasha, she will solve this. And it not like the wee magical creatures are a constant problem. As Elvis has observed, they are mostly a seasonal problem.

Go get him, Natasha!

Go mousies, go mousies! Time to kick some pot’o’gold!

Too much uisce beatha for the little feller, methinks!

Can someone explain to me what the heck begorrah is? I’ve been hearing this expression my whole life and have no idea why that word is in there.

I love it!~ Warrior mice to the rescue!!

So where is Violet? It appeared she was leaving with Natasha on Saturday. Is she working on getting the door open, comforting the children?

“SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS!”

Ummmm … que “Eye of the Tiger” …? Or maybe “Gonna Fly Now” (both from the “Rocky” series.)

Look, in this family, if you mess with the kids, you mess with the critters too.

Ah, they are going to talk each other to death. Sit back and enjoy the trash-talking.

O.T. Mouse’s revenge?

O.T. On a happier note…

“Though she be but little, she is fierce.”

At the point even I want to trap him under a glass cup and punt him out of the house. But bullying and violence solves nothing.

Can’t we just sit down with a nice cup of tea and parley? I take a green tea with dash of agave.

The mice are streetwise.

I’m trying to figure out why Leprechauns are so evil in Georgia’s world (and not generally elsewhere). My husband thinks it’s because she and the man like watching horror movies.

Oooh Snap!! You go, Mousie Girl!

I’ve been watching American Gods and find that the leprechaun is really a minature version of Mad Sweeny in green clothes.

KNOCK THE VILE BABY RACCOON’S MASK OFF!!!! Show them this is the vile raccoons starting another war.

Give him what for, Natasha!

a Irish pussy cat ?