Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 07, 2021

Pig should consider not having a life preparation for what he has gone through in the last year.

Pig could have an after-life experience. Roasted underground . (Sardinian, an italian isle, recipe).

The Wise Ass on the Hill dispenses wisdumb, yet again.

I don’t have Netflix, but I still do GoComics commenting and Facebook looking as well as YouTube watching… before and during the pandemic.

I remember Pig did tell Pigita that he was “incontinent” when he took vacations.

So he actually does to other things other than Netflix!

Embrace the existentialism! Not as good as a real hug, but hey: You can have existentialism.

Life during the pandemic: Sofa, so good.

I think I see the problem here.

Well said, Pig.

Very wise…ass…we should all take note…we will never get back wasted time…

Life of a gamer.

I was outraged when the quarantine and lockdown hit last year. How dare they tell me to live my normal life!

So true, Pig!

You speak truth oh Wise ass Stephan!

I still think you can miss the life you never had. I know because of my dreams.

Look at it another way, Pig. You were already living the life!

That “get up and go” thing is over rated.

Well Pig you were normal the whole time and did not know it …

I never watches Netflix. It a waste of time.

Or, Plan-B, retire early.

Well, it is nice to know that you COULD have a life. If you felt like it.

Since I retired I’ve had nowhere to go and all day to get there. Not so different from before the pandemic came along.

Settle in. Normal life is not coming back until we say it is.

I have it on good authority that we are all going back to our day jobs next month. Of course for Stephan, that still means sitting on his butt at home.

…and go to restaurants! Jeez!

Yup.

I can live with that.

Red’s advice… get busy living, or get busy dying

Order every thing you eat or need with free delivery from Walmart. Sit on my butt watching Netflix, Brit box, and YouTube. Shower once a week, I’ve found a new life.

They don’t call him the Wise Ass for nothing.

I’ve been watching some of the Novas on PBS that I’ve missed over the years. Very good stuff.

I tried watching Netflix, but there aren’t much options.

What is that hill made of, anyway?

I miss seeing other people. That was normal to me. But some people should change their normal.

Oh…..not so wise ass on the hill, get a life

Sounds like Confucius……

“[Y]ou have to love life to have life, and you need to have life to love life…” Thornton Wilder; Our Town – 1938.

This is probably why I have handled the pandemic as well as I have.

That’s pretty much how I’ve been able to weather the pandemic.

Yes, but in normal life you would invite people over to watch with you, or you would go to a theater where you could sit on your butt and watch something …

Looks like pig lost some weight on the fourth panel.

Now that I think about it, all of the characters with the exception of Stephan seem to be unemployed. Their always at home or out drinking. It’s a great life, just need to figure out I can do the same.

Anyone else think the Wise Ass on the Hill maybe should be replaced with a bull dispensing advice and other things?

You can’t miss what you never had.

Pig’s afterthoughts are more profound than the sayings of the Wise Ass….

Why does that hill, upon which the wise ass sits, look, suspiciously, like a mound of manure?

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