Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 08, 2021

Just get vaccinated before you go.

good thinking, pig

And wear a mask.

Stop it and go to Rat’s home for a change.

good luck at that, Pig

How about Orson’s Farm, Pig? Oh waitsaminute. I believes they has shut down.

“Anywhere but here” is easy. The trick is to end up somewhere that you don’t feel the same way about before you have to leave for other reasons.

Try “Oz”; there might be a vacant room in the Emerald City.

It ends when we say it ends. And don’t take no for an answer. And not one moment before.

The house of a certain Florida Representative may become available very soon.

Don’t complain, Pig. At least Stephan doesn’t make his cast wear masks. Yet.

House of Crocs welcome all zebras, goats, and delicious bacon, err pigs. No Rats please.

Why go anywhere? We’ll just end up back here.

“There’s no place like home!” (Pig retches)

I’ve seen you at the wise-ass of the mountain’s place. You’re not home all the time.

Hah, we’re about to rent an Airbnb for our trip to Alaska. Vaccination is so sweet! (Plus there’s only about 20 people in Alaska)

As long as you wear a mask in public, distance, avoid crowds, and wash hands, you should be good to go!

This isn’t over til the fat lady sings….

If you don’t leave the house, how can you get vaccinated? Asking for a friend.

We moved in the middle of the pandemic, so we’ve been busy. Tomorrow I get my second dose, my wife gets her first, and we will be shopping for some late season blueberry bushes. And a Holywood plum tree, if we are lucky.

New town, Pig? Try “Biscuit City” by Gordon Lightfoot!

Getting vaccinated is not enough, you still need a neg pcr test to travel, ain’t life grand!

VRBO ads are all over my internet experience these days for some reason

Go to the vet and get your shot first.

As soon as my mom gets her second dose, I’m going to see my grandparents in person for the first time in a year.

Well, it is almost time up north to go tent camping. But do not trust any mammal.

So that would be most California residents?

Try Mars. It’s a great place to raise your kids.

Life on Mars is good but watch out for the spiders.

LOL

I took my car in for state inspection & an oil change yesterday, & sat in the shop’s waiting room for a couple of hours playing games on my Chromebook. Somehow it sure beat heck out of sitting in my living room for a couple of hours playing games on my Chromebook, LOL! 8-D

I can relate….

VRBO is a particularly strong form of BO?

Deez

What lottery did Pig suddenly win, to be able to rent a new house?! Is Rat co-financing with him?

I’m not sure Pig and Goat are even breathing.

How about Molokai? If all of the sanctimonious Karens are going to treat you like a leper you might as well get the benefit of the tropical island.

Last 14? What about people that have been in the house for 15 years?

My house is good enough ngl.