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Old joke: Ole doc made a visit to the farm house where the farmer’s wife was ready to birth her baby.
He had the farmer hold the lamp so he could see what he was doing. After doc delivered the baby, he told the farmer, “Keep holing the lamp; there’s another one.”
He delivered the second baby and said, “Wait, there’s one more.” and delivered it too.
As soon as he delivered the third baby, the farmer turned off the lamp.
The doctor complained, “What are you doing? I can’t see a thing!”
The farmer told him, “The light’s drawin’ them.”
A professor I had in college had a very large young family. His wife gave birth to twins the first time, triplets the second, and twins again on the third go-round. He had a vasectomy after that!
Oh, there was no history of duplicate births on either side of the family…
A nurse I knew told about a young couple who came into the hospital for their first child. They wanted a natural birth, no unnatural medical interference. The husband had a book on natural child birth to which he referred often. After a very long day and night of labor, they agreed to an ultrasound which showed twins. When given that news the husband said “twins! What’s that!” and started to look it up in the book.
It is a bit crude but I recall a med student in my college days who was good with the quips. Somehow the discussion got to large families and multiple births when he decided to opine.
“Somebody needs to tell these women that it’s a vagina and not a clown car.”
That went along with the remark he made to a defensive girl.
“You know Little Lady, it’s a vagina and not a pez dispenser.”
dshans almost 4 years ago
Yoinks! Zounds, even!
oldpine52 almost 4 years ago
That’s not just having babies, that’s having a litter of them.
sirbadger almost 4 years ago
Back before ultrasound was common, it was possible to be surprised by that. My mother was surprised by twins.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago
So the older ones are the twins, but I wonder how she gave birth to them at the same time.
AtariDragon almost 4 years ago
“That doesn’t explain why she didn’t make breakfast.”
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
With the volume discount that comes to $38,478.00
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
She’s been a busy woman!
Zykoic almost 4 years ago
She waited until the bars closed so he could be there if he wanted.
Qiset almost 4 years ago
Each was a year or so apart.
MayCauseBurns almost 4 years ago
Uh, I need to go to the store for cigarettes…
Doug K almost 4 years ago
We just came in to get our vaccinations.
purepaul Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Needs a sign- NO LITTERING
dflak almost 4 years ago
Old joke: Ole doc made a visit to the farm house where the farmer’s wife was ready to birth her baby.
He had the farmer hold the lamp so he could see what he was doing. After doc delivered the baby, he told the farmer, “Keep holing the lamp; there’s another one.”
He delivered the second baby and said, “Wait, there’s one more.” and delivered it too.
As soon as he delivered the third baby, the farmer turned off the lamp.
The doctor complained, “What are you doing? I can’t see a thing!”
The farmer told him, “The light’s drawin’ them.”
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Tell her for me I’m outta heeeeeeeere!
JSH in Dover almost 4 years ago
“But, wait! There’s more…”
cracker65 almost 4 years ago
You poor man. I have two kids and they drive me nuts.
sandpiper almost 4 years ago
Talk about your shock and awe. WOW!! He’ll need a room next.
tremaine53 almost 4 years ago
“Lassie is doing well. You can visit her and the pups in Kennel 3.”
Linguist almost 4 years ago
A professor I had in college had a very large young family. His wife gave birth to twins the first time, triplets the second, and twins again on the third go-round. He had a vasectomy after that!
Oh, there was no history of duplicate births on either side of the family…
bobbyferrel almost 4 years ago
Sir? Sir? Now where did he go?
pcmcdonald almost 4 years ago
I’ve old guys driving 2 seater sports cars and the women sitting next to them look like dogs.
KEA almost 4 years ago
he’s still standing… I’m impressed
cooganm Premium Member almost 4 years ago
She’s been working on her quads
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom almost 4 years ago
What a delivery THAT was!
Lee26 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well, his life is now over. Welcome to Hellsville and Paupertown.
rshive almost 4 years ago
One sort of wonders at what point good news becomes not-quite-so-good.
paranormal almost 4 years ago
He’s dead!!!
Calvins Brother almost 4 years ago
…and he got a migraine at 2:27 A.M.
saltylife16 almost 4 years ago
Put on a pot of coffee. It’s going to be a long night.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
Still need a few more to round out the volleyball team.
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
When does the next train leave for anywhere?……
oldlady07 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
A nurse I knew told about a young couple who came into the hospital for their first child. They wanted a natural birth, no unnatural medical interference. The husband had a book on natural child birth to which he referred often. After a very long day and night of labor, they agreed to an ultrasound which showed twins. When given that news the husband said “twins! What’s that!” and started to look it up in the book.
admiree2 almost 4 years ago
It is a bit crude but I recall a med student in my college days who was good with the quips. Somehow the discussion got to large families and multiple births when he decided to opine.
“Somebody needs to tell these women that it’s a vagina and not a clown car.”
That went along with the remark he made to a defensive girl.
“You know Little Lady, it’s a vagina and not a pez dispenser.”
JesseLouisMartinez almost 4 years ago
Quadruplets
Buckeye67 almost 4 years ago
Hooray, I have a boy.
NWdryad almost 4 years ago
Are we sure this isn’t a veterinarian’s office?
mikecurley almost 4 years ago
Quads
htenhoeve almost 4 years ago
i kid you not my son in law has quads, 3 girls and a boy, grown now. my step grands.
kathleenhicks62 almost 4 years ago
Holy!