Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 19, 2021

Well, she’s speaking his language…food!

Aw. Isn’t she a sweetie? I’ll take a box of Thin Mints. And some Caramel Delites for my best friend, they’re her favorites.

How Snoopy Met Barney’s Mother…….

Thin Mints please, and a map to my house…

Maybe Snoopy should sell Beagle Scout cookies.

Selling GS cookies at those prices is daylight robbery, so I guess Snoopy did get mugged!

Got any chocolate crack, I mean Thin Mints?

What about a little flirt with this girl? She bodes well with her treats …

Get back, Loretta!

Snoopy may buy a few with Beagle Scout currency

At least it wasn’t an “Extended Car Warranty” salesman …

You were right. You’re doomed!

Are they made from real girl scouts?

Was Loretta later the MOTOCROSS QUEEN in the 1975 Peanuts special “You’re a Good Sport, Charlie Brown”?

I wonder if Loretta’s lost too?

What have you got to lose (sorry, wrong word after the last couple of days), Snoopy?

Oh, the shame! First for the great Beagle Scout to get lost, but then to be rescued by a Girl Scout while being mugged into buying cookies… Better retreat to the Sopwith Camel, it’s safer in the air.

Ask for directions Snoopy. You know, fellow scout and all that. But by all means buy some cookies so you don’t starve to death. ;-)

I’ll buy a box with a dozen Girl Scout cookies, if you buy 12 Scout-O-Rama tickets. (I don’t think I ever sold that many when I was in the Boy Scouts).

She’s even smaller than Snoopy…

Those were the wild 70s, where it was perfectly reasonable to expect to see a mugger wearing a girl scout dress come up and attack you.

BSA got Trumped. GSA to the rescue.

I love the paws over the eyes pose Schulz used sometimes when Snoopy thought he was done for.

thought for a moment it was either some selling car maintenance contracts or someone wanting to pay cash for Snoopy’s doghouse

Loretta? Does she appear in any other Peanuts strips?

I haven’t been able to see a box of Girl Scout cookies for the last 20 years without thinking of the lemonade stand exchange between the Addams’ children, Pugsley and Wednesday, with a blonde Girl Scout:

Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?

Wednesday: Yes.

Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they’re real lemons?

Pugsley: Yes.

Girl Scout: Well, I’ll tell you what. I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?

Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

(The Addams Family: Orion Pictures, released by Paramount – 1991)

Mugged by a girl scout -

They will go anywhere, and find anybody, just to sell those cookies. You can’t hide, you can’t escape them.

She’s probably been lost forever.

More frizz than Frieda.

Got any samoas?

Girl Scouts 1 – Beagle Scouts 0

Steal the cookies, they’re really good.

Thin Mints, please.

Close, very close, depending on how much you buy….

And THIS, boys and girls, is what we mean by “irony.”

Two boxes of the mint chocolate, please.

Either her mother needs to be reported to DCFS for letting her roam alone in the wilderness or Snoopy isn’t far from civilization…

Never send a Beagle, to do a Girl Scout’s job. (Or something like that.)

Saved.

you fool

Are they made with real Girl Scouts?

LORETTA: THE GREATEST “PEANUTS” COMIC STRIP CHARACTER!!!!!!

This joke was stolen from Phelous. (^_^)

This is a fate worse than death for Snoopy? :D

Love the Samosas …

Thin mints and lemonades!

The sweet girl scout turns to be an ally.

Never argue with a Green Beret.

Everyone loves Thin Mints! I’m telling you to go and buy a couple of MINT KIT KAT BARS. (if you can find them, and they are not cheap, and I believe they are for a limited time.

Either Snoopy is VERY big for a beagle or Loretta is VERY small for a Girl Scout.