Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 09, 2021

Better than a rusty knight.

Maybe he should install a hatch in the codpiece.

And HE thought that was meant IRONically…

I’ve had that same problem, every winter when getting ready for working outdoors.

Calm thy nerves Sir Rodney.

Have a cup of coffee; listen to the calming sound of rain, of a bubbling stream, another cup of coffee? Listen to the sound of a gentle waterfall, the sound of the ocean lapping the shore.

Cleaning the armor is probably one of the worst jobs there is.

That’s what catheters are for….

He has a point…….

Because you don’t want to get bowled over…..

The fink should have had more confidence in his bet against Rodney. I expect he wins it.

That coward’s gonna do it in the armour during the fight anyway.

Reminds me of this car commercial only when they show it now the part where the kid says “too late” has been edited out.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CommercialsIHate/comments/lqyb3c/this_kid_hyundai/

Try being an astronaut.

Happy Mother’s Day Ladies.

Rodney looks pretty buff in his armor.

When ya gotta go……LOL

The betting odds against Rodney are so high that putting down $200 only gets you $201 if he loses.

Yeah, I sort of wondered about that. I mean, you never see the valiant, or even villainous, knights taking a leak or squatting for a dump. There’s a painting we will never see.

That’s probably why there were no old warring knights.

Rodney – The whizzer of Id.

I often wonder how they dealt with the summer sun and heat wearing plate mail. Wouldn’t the metal superheat when the sun hit it?

Of course, it if preferable!

Same applies to getting into your parachute, reserve and the rest of the equipment youhave to jump with.

that helmet is huge

I’d love to see an accurate depiction one day of how armor actually goes on. And you’re easily able to relieve yourself with armor. Proper cleaning is a little more difficult, but that’s more than anyone wants to know, and what your squire is for.

Either the armorers are short or Rodney has grown.

Armor needs a built in “John”

It reminds me of a license plate I saw in NC on a minivan: PB4UGO.

“I can’t put my arms down!”

Good idea.