Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 22, 2021

Well, it’s not like anyone is ever going to accuse Cliff of having common sense

“But first, let me post what I’m doing, who I’m with and where I’m going onto Facebook and Twitter and Instagram.”

It peeved me after getting a cell emails detailing my month’s locations as well as bot requests to review places I’ve been. Learned to ignore and delete.

So Cliff wants an electronic device that can track where he is or what he’s doing at all times just before he passes away since he said that’s the last thing he wants?

I miss the days without wackadoo conspiracy theories, when politicians (and most people) at least pretended to be civil to each other.

Were the Hell would we be if people refused to get the polio vaccine years ago ?

Politics have turned people into brainless idiots.

In the old days bargains were made in secret in the so-called smoke-filled rooms. No politician could get blamed. Now with all the “transparency” laws everyone’s every vote and statement is known to their constituency and donors, so none of them dare to cross the special interests that put them there.

Cliff’s phone is already smarter than he is. With a microchip, he’ll be outnumbered.

I am fully vaccinated and I feel fine. Now excuse me, I have to go clean Bill Gates’ pool.

Even if they made billions of microchips and put them into vaccines, to me it would still be worth the risk in order to avoid getting sick. (In my best Tucker Carlson voice… Do they put microchips in vaccines? You be the judge.)

Good thing he has his cellphone. They “have his number.”

Reading between the lines are we to presume that cellphones have microchips in them? What is a trusted site that can tell us the truth?

The microchippers aren’t very bright, are they? Although this would explain the sudden chip shortage…. Hmmmm…..

Just ask Siri….

And some claim it isn’t a vaccine at all (because they read a bogus definition). Or it isn’t a vaccine because there is no covid – all a hoax… Most of those who claimed it was a hoax, and caught it, now admit it was real. The real idiots are those who caught it, spent time in the hospital near death, and still insist it’s all a hoax

My favorite conspiracy regarding the vaccines is they can magnetize you. Loved the video of the Nurse trying to get a spoon to stick to her neck but kept falling off

Oh the irony!

Don’t need microchips to track Cliff. Just use a Sharpie to put a dot on the map over where his recliner is.

I am not at all concerned that the NSA is tracking me and that they share my location with the FBI. No, I am more concerned that Amazon is tracking me, watching me and talking to me all the time. Alexa wakes me up in the morning. Alexa plays amazon music for me. Alexa tells me what to watch on prime TV. Alexa says it’s prime day and BUY, BUY, BUY, feed me Seymour. I only feel safe in my car where Siri plays me music, directs me where to go and tells me I need a new Apple cell phone. Siri says BUY, BUY, BUY, feed me Seymour.

Even as people die in hospitals of a liberal hoax.

Sadly, there are too many people who actually believe this.

These people don’t seem to understand how microchips work. If one of my pets were ever to get lost, the microchip could help them get back to me – but the vet clinic or shelter scans for them has to hold the scanner about an inch away and wave it all over to try to locate it. There is no way that it can be used as a tracking device, it’s just too small.

To get one that would fit into one of those tiny thin vaccination needles, it would need to be microscopic.

Jail phone???

If you contract COVID and die, then you don’t have to worry about being tracked anymore…

As they said on the “Batman” Tv show: OOOOFFF!

Well your cellphone DOES have “browser history” of where you’ve been….

D’oh ho ho!

What really happens is that your brains turn green & you grow an evil second head.

Sorry if this has been noted before, but I now see that the missing/substituted Brewster Rockit strips (for some of us), from approximately June 13 to June 16, are now back for viewing, at least for me.

Actually heard that excuse from a late friend. He got Covid and died a month later. It would be funny if it wasn’t so true. I got mine!! If they wanna track then me let them!!

Under twenty, are ye?

This is all part of Mother Nature’s plan to remove the “Cliff Gene" from the Pool.