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Itâs good to see that Mysta does have a line of people waiting to take selfies with her. It looked pretty quiet around her station the last time we saw her on duty. It see that they do have posters of Mars Maid. I wonder if any of those show Mysta in costume. Itâs hard to tell just by looking at todayâs strip.
Vera went so far as to reserve a table for them this time. Heâs getting even pushier suggesting that they will âdance until dawnâ!
The only âdanceâ Vera is interested in is that one immortalized by Bob Seger. It will be nothing short of a miracle if he doesnât get a real good zapping tonight.
âIf I say âNoâ again, heâll keep asking me out. If I zap him again, heâll say something stupid like âWotta woman!â and keep asking me out. What was I thinking when I signed up to work with this knucklehead?â
Vera just cannot take a hint. I said this book tour was a bad idea. Iâm afraid that this will not end well. Maybe the collector will swoop in and ârescueâ her?
Weâve had many discussions about âcomic stripâ time. Itâs a phenomenon common to other forms of fiction.
I watched âFriendsâ last night and tonight. Last night, they ran a two-part season finale from 1999, where they all went to Las Vegas. Chandler and Monica wanted to get married at a 24-hour chapel and the episode ended with Ross and Rachel getting married. Tonight, they ran the very next episode, the season premiere, which began at the exact moment the previous show ended. In real life, the episodes ran 4 months apart, from May to September. At some point in the season, they had to skip over a few months in story time so the Thanksgiving and Christmas episodes would run at the proper times.
I think thatâs what they do here. The big crimes we see here are separated by some off-panel routine police work that wouldnât be very interesting. Someone said that James Bond novels and movies are the same way. We just see the epic adventures; the time between movies is when Bond is in his office doing paperwork and keeping up his marksmanship and other skills.
âFirefoxâ is another example. The sequel âFirefox Downâ (never filmed) begins just seconds after the first novel ended, with Gant discovering that heâs leaking fuel and has to land. In real time, the books were published years apart.
I could give other examples, but Iâve made my point. Itâs something we have to accept.
What if Aldid does a series in the strip where someone figures out how to stop Mars Maidâs powers. The Colector Guy (Whose name isnât Meilar Snuggs) follws the plan, kidnaps Mysta and Aldid has to come to the rescue?
1-CHUBB BUBB:That x-ray i-Phone filter I bought on the Dark Web better work or Iâll be so mad!
2-VERA SIMILITUDE: Look what I bought on the Internet, Horny. It looks like a pencil but itâs really a miniature missile that launches if my heart beat reaches 120 BPMâŚ.
3-âŚThe developer determined that that rate meant a person was in mortal danger and in need of a weapon. Would you take it as a compliment if I told you my personal pocket rocket already âlaunchedâ? It works on a similar principle but is far less lethal. Wanna see?
Sheâll say yes to the date. Sheâll consider that Sparkle married him, and then she married Junior (who sheâs programmed to like), so maybe thereâs something in him sheâs missing. More importantly, no date = no story.
I find the name âTerryâs Comicsâ interesting for these reasons:
â Terry could be a reference to (although spelled differently) Tarry Plaguer; or, a reference to animator Paul Terry, founder of Terrytoons (Mighty Mouse, Heckle and Jeckle, among others).
â The way the word âComicsâ is shown is reminiscent of DCâs Action Comics.
âDance till dawnâ, what are they going to do? The fox trot or the cha- cha- cha? They could what was referred to when I was growing up as a âslow dragâ.
Mysta sure looks leery in panel 3, doesnât she? More of Joeâs exceptional skills. You donât need thought bubbles to know what sheâs thinking, that she doesnât want to âdance the night awayâ with Alldid at all.
Always great to see Mysta! The Mars Maid spoof is kinda strange, though. Hope itâs not a permanent thing. I canât be the only one who prefers seeing Mysta wear her traditional moon outfit. It evokes the original Moon Maid when she was looking at her best, only way more gorgeous with Joe Staton and Shelley Pleger than she was with Gould. Those lacy topped boots always send me to the moon! Hard to believe how dense Vera is on the other hand! Love Mystaâs expression in the last panel. âAre you for real?!?â
For better or for worse, the whirlwind book tour has come to its end, and so also Mystaâs gig as âMars Maidâ (BTW, although the daily colorist has correctly left her shoulders bare, her thighs are still wrongly colored in as though part of the costume). Vile Alldone has not caught on after daily rebuffs and in fact pushes even further than dinner, which might be tolerable at the tourâs end, and seeks to âdanceâ all night . Mysta (panel 3) is quite properly aghast at the temerity of his proposition. If she can get away from him now, and take a long, hot, cleansing shower or bath, this plotline should be over. Meanwhile, weâve not seen nor heard anything from Mr. Archival for a while. Is it time for him to step forth as our lead Villain? Someone? Anyone?
AnyFace over 3 years ago
Neil Wick over 3 years ago
Good morningâ˘, fans!
Itâs good to see that Mysta does have a line of people waiting to take selfies with her. It looked pretty quiet around her station the last time we saw her on duty. It see that they do have posters of Mars Maid. I wonder if any of those show Mysta in costume. Itâs hard to tell just by looking at todayâs strip.
Vera went so far as to reserve a table for them this time. Heâs getting even pushier suggesting that they will âdance until dawnâ!
AngeloVentura over 3 years ago
Vera, Mysta may have other plansâŚ
DaJellyBelly over 3 years ago
Tell him NO!! I have a date with my pillow!!
avenger09 over 3 years ago
Gotta give him credit for never quitting!
avenger09 over 3 years ago
Selfie dude is definitely copping a feel! Surprised Mad Mindy hasnât zapped him!
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 3 years ago
Good morningâ˘, cornered cuties !
The only âdanceâ Vera is interested in is that one immortalized by Bob Seger. It will be nothing short of a miracle if he doesnât get a real good zapping tonight.
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 3 years ago
Fifty Shades of âNoâ
daijoboo Premium Member over 3 years ago
Mysta will be busy getting a restraining order.
TGer over 3 years ago
What Mysta must be thinking in the last panel!
âIf I say âNoâ again, heâll keep asking me out. If I zap him again, heâll say something stupid like âWotta woman!â and keep asking me out. What was I thinking when I signed up to work with this knucklehead?â
Jab Jr 1957 over 3 years ago
Vera just cannot take a hint. I said this book tour was a bad idea. Iâm afraid that this will not end well. Maybe the collector will swoop in and ârescueâ her?
Jab Jr 1957 over 3 years ago
I wonder how many of the fans know who âMars Maidâ really is.
BigDaveGlass over 3 years ago
No means noâŚâŚ..
iggyman over 3 years ago
Fat guy in panel one is one lucky dude!
Jab Jr 1957 over 3 years ago
Weâve had many discussions about âcomic stripâ time. Itâs a phenomenon common to other forms of fiction.
I watched âFriendsâ last night and tonight. Last night, they ran a two-part season finale from 1999, where they all went to Las Vegas. Chandler and Monica wanted to get married at a 24-hour chapel and the episode ended with Ross and Rachel getting married. Tonight, they ran the very next episode, the season premiere, which began at the exact moment the previous show ended. In real life, the episodes ran 4 months apart, from May to September. At some point in the season, they had to skip over a few months in story time so the Thanksgiving and Christmas episodes would run at the proper times.I think thatâs what they do here. The big crimes we see here are separated by some off-panel routine police work that wouldnât be very interesting. Someone said that James Bond novels and movies are the same way. We just see the epic adventures; the time between movies is when Bond is in his office doing paperwork and keeping up his marksmanship and other skills.
âFirefoxâ is another example. The sequel âFirefox Downâ (never filmed) begins just seconds after the first novel ended, with Gant discovering that heâs leaking fuel and has to land. In real time, the books were published years apart.
I could give other examples, but Iâve made my point. Itâs something we have to accept.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Itâs a trap! Mysta, donât fall for it!
crobinson019 over 3 years ago
frrzzzzappp!!!! No means NO!
crobinson019 over 3 years ago
What if Aldid does a series in the strip where someone figures out how to stop Mars Maidâs powers. The Colector Guy (Whose name isnât Meilar Snuggs) follws the plan, kidnaps Mysta and Aldid has to come to the rescue?
tripwire45 over 3 years ago
Heâs really asking for a âzap.â
Batster over 3 years ago
Elsewhere, Mr. Archival has by now forgotten all about his âbetter ideaâ and left town for a Winsor McCay exhibition. New story begins SundayâŚ.
Durak Premium Member over 3 years ago
So, the crime here is his persistent, unwelcome, inappropriate advances? Time for Mysta to file some charges.
trainnut1956 over 3 years ago
He has a face only a blind bulldog could love.
Another Take over 3 years ago
1-CHUBB BUBB: That x-ray i-Phone filter I bought on the Dark Web better work or Iâll be so mad!
2-VERA SIMILITUDE: Look what I bought on the Internet, Horny. It looks like a pencil but itâs really a miniature missile that launches if my heart beat reaches 120 BPMâŚ.
3-âŚThe developer determined that that rate meant a person was in mortal danger and in need of a weapon. Would you take it as a compliment if I told you my personal pocket rocket already âlaunchedâ? It works on a similar principle but is far less lethal. Wanna see?
ZAPPP!!!
Larry L Stout over 3 years ago
Typical looking fan.
artheaded1 over 3 years ago
Sheâll say yes to the date. Sheâll consider that Sparkle married him, and then she married Junior (who sheâs programmed to like), so maybe thereâs something in him sheâs missing. More importantly, no date = no story.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
Dancing til dawnâŚ.sounds like a title to an old Fred Astaire movie?
Wichita1.0 over 3 years ago
SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! Iâll provide an alibi.
JPuzzleWhiz over 3 years ago
I find the name âTerryâs Comicsâ interesting for these reasons:
â Terry could be a reference to (although spelled differently) Tarry Plaguer; or, a reference to animator Paul Terry, founder of Terrytoons (Mighty Mouse, Heckle and Jeckle, among others).
â The way the word âComicsâ is shown is reminiscent of DCâs Action Comics.
IvanB.Cohen over 3 years ago
My! My! My! This book tour of Veraâs lasted a âNew York Minuteâ.
IvanB.Cohen over 3 years ago
Oh terrificâŚdinner at NicolaâsâŚthen on to a nightclub with a band or disc jockey to dance off the effects or a heavy or semi-heavy meal.
IvanB.Cohen over 3 years ago
âDance till dawnâ, what are they going to do? The fox trot or the cha- cha- cha? They could what was referred to when I was growing up as a âslow dragâ.
IvanB.Cohen over 3 years ago
Perhaps the club has line dancing. Vera could show Mystra how to do the Bus Stop or the Wobble.
IvanB.Cohen over 3 years ago
Tourâs over, Mystra wonât have to wear those itchy horns and the costume anymore.
IvanB.Cohen over 3 years ago
I wonder where that comics collector will fit in, maybe he goes to Nicolaâs to loosen up or a nightclub for musical relaxation.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 3 years ago
Meh. The guy taking a selfie of Mars Maid and himself would likely be a better night out for Mysta than Vera the dweebâŚâŚ..
Eric S over 3 years ago
itâs called âunwanted sexual harassmentâ
buckman-j over 3 years ago
Itâs a cartoon folks. Bring back Sawdust
Donnie Pitchford Premium Member over 3 years ago
Go to âNicolaâsâ and âCutiâ a rug until dawn! OOPS! Sorry, I couldnât help myself.
Jab Jr 1957 over 3 years ago
Mysta sure looks leery in panel 3, doesnât she? More of Joeâs exceptional skills. You donât need thought bubbles to know what sheâs thinking, that she doesnât want to âdance the night awayâ with Alldid at all.
Jab Jr 1957 over 3 years ago
I have a question: Why was Moon Maid called that even after having a baby, Honeymoon? I mean, she wasnât a maiden anymore!
ssledge over 3 years ago
Is there any comic strip writer today who would draw a crowd except if that cartoonist is at a comic convention? I donât say this to be nasty.
Jab Jr 1957 over 3 years ago
Derek Chauvin has been sentenced to 270 months in prison for the murder of George Floyd, less the 199 days heâs already served.
Jim Douglas over 3 years ago
Hey, Hey, Watch the thumb!
Chief Patton over 3 years ago
Always great to see Mysta! The Mars Maid spoof is kinda strange, though. Hope itâs not a permanent thing. I canât be the only one who prefers seeing Mysta wear her traditional moon outfit. It evokes the original Moon Maid when she was looking at her best, only way more gorgeous with Joe Staton and Shelley Pleger than she was with Gould. Those lacy topped boots always send me to the moon! Hard to believe how dense Vera is on the other hand! Love Mystaâs expression in the last panel. âAre you for real?!?â
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
For better or for worse, the whirlwind book tour has come to its end, and so also Mystaâs gig as âMars Maidâ (BTW, although the daily colorist has correctly left her shoulders bare, her thighs are still wrongly colored in as though part of the costume). Vile Alldone has not caught on after daily rebuffs and in fact pushes even further than dinner, which might be tolerable at the tourâs end, and seeks to âdanceâ all night . Mysta (panel 3) is quite properly aghast at the temerity of his proposition. If she can get away from him now, and take a long, hot, cleansing shower or bath, this plotline should be over. Meanwhile, weâve not seen nor heard anything from Mr. Archival for a while. Is it time for him to step forth as our lead Villain? Someone? Anyone?
Jab Jr 1957 over 3 years ago
Itâs only 6 months till Christmas. Get your shopping done early!
clayface9 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I think thatâs Scott Shaw posing for a selfie with âMars Maidâ, but heâs not wearing his trademark Hawaiian shirt.