Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 31, 2021

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    RAGs  about 3 years ago

    Yeah, they want to “share” your land and have you pay for it.

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    in.amongst  about 3 years ago

    catch, i presume, is the operative word there.

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 3 years ago

    Just like the bug, it would have been much easier to eliminate it early.

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    Concretionist  about 3 years ago

    And they didn’t even provide a free meal! Quite the opposite.

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Man, that time-share scam goes back a loooong way.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 3 years ago

    And you’ll get free show tickets afterwards! A real sh*t show!

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 3 years ago

    To get rid of your time-share call 555 5555.

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    Baarorso  about 3 years ago

    The problem with the people just about to land is that they won’t share the land with you-they’ll take it for their own. :/

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    whahoppened  about 3 years ago

    Wiley messing with us? Pennants in opposite directions?

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    pcolli  about 3 years ago

    You’re immigrants yourself….

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    Kurtass  about 3 years ago

    Well, Americans: What, nothin’ better to do? Why don’t you kick yourself out? You’re an immigrant too.

    White Stripes, Icky Thump

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    mikeyman  about 3 years ago

    Use his circular logic and open a casino.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member about 3 years ago

    There’s always a catch.

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    burgarman  about 3 years ago

    A very big catch!

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 3 years ago

    " … I still say there must be a catch."

    There is. Just wait till you get to the fine print about disease-sharing.

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    LawrenceS  about 3 years ago

    “Hey, we took out the Vikings. We can take out these guys.”

    These guys, “We’ve got something new, gunpowder.”

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    bryce.gear  about 3 years ago

    If there were ever a people that deserve reparations, Native Americans are them.

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    mourdac Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Should have called Orkin.

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    franki_g  about 3 years ago

    The catch includes forfeiture of your culture, language, religion, land, life, education of you children, future and watching the invaders break good-faith agreements, mismanage the land that’s symbiotic with you, and call YOU a savage…

    but other than that, it’s a great idea!

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 3 years ago

    This is gold.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    There is no obligation, but there is expectation. Don’t sign anything.

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    sandpiper  about 3 years ago

    Say, Chief. Did you read the really tiny print at the bottom of the page? No? Too late! It’s an early FDA warning: avoid exposure to people in funny hats. They can be dangerous to your health. [Reference = Virginia, 1609-1619]

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    WildChilde  about 3 years ago

    read the fine print.

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    JosephShriver  about 3 years ago

    I have mixed feelings about Europeans coming to the “Americas”. I believe that had it not happened, there would be no freedom of / from religion, slavery would still be a thing and the technological advances we have had would never have happened The other side is, “we” treated the natives extremely harshly.

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    mindjob  about 3 years ago

    Those maintenance fees are a lot higher then they said

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    timbob2313 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    There was a catch, but it was a feature, not a bug

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    198.23.5.11  about 3 years ago

    Why did Cochise always get such “great press” in American movies,but nobody else?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Not just the Western Hemisphere, either. “When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said, ‘Let us pray.’ We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.” —Bishop Desmond Tutu

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    198.23.5.11  about 3 years ago

    White man speak with forked tongue.But somehow never stab self.

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    Ammo hates the comment policy  Premium Member about 3 years ago

    If They had massacred them getting off the Ships, The Western Hemisphere would be safe from so much, Small Pox, VD & the Wheel.

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    Michael G.  about 3 years ago

    The “catch” is the technology gap. The diseases thing doesn’t help either.

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 3 years ago

    Our own First Nations people could be reading from the same page.

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    jrlind55  about 3 years ago

    And now we know why it’s important to control our border.

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    bakana  about 3 years ago

    Always read the Fine Print in any contract, especially a Real Estate Contract.

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