Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 22, 2021

I think Bat Boy also played a part in faking the moon landing.

Bigfoot stole the 2020 election!! After creating Covid-19!! For NASA!! In a pizza shop in Sheboygan!! With Elvis!! (OK, now it’s your turn!)

My favorite “fact” about the moon landing is that THEY hired Stanley Kubrick to produce the footage… and he insisted on filming on location.

… Not sorry.

Are they saying Bigfoot didn’t fake the “moon landing”?

The bottom is an awfully long way down.

Not just because the tail end of the IQ bell curve is pretty damned long and wide, there are people who should know better who will repeat this kind of garbage as truth.

There really was no big bang, the universe did not expand, there are no galaxies and there are no stars and there are no planets..

It’s all just a liberal hoax to fool you that Donald Trump is not the best thing that ever happened to existence!

I read Bigfoot faked the JFK assassination too!

Bigfoot? Ha. That’s just fake news! Everyone knows it was aliens!

There might be a bottom, but there will always be someone carrying a shovel.

There is not.

“I’m curing the problem of all the stupidity that appears on-line by writing more!”

“Uh, Doc? That’s like pouring gas on a fire to put it out – or building killbots to make peace.”

Social media is a black hole – no light escapes.

The other day I argued with a friend that surely if someone posted something absolutely ludicrous such as “eating M&Ms cures covid” no one would believe it.

Now I am thinking I was wrong.

Chum? You mean the kind that is chopped up and tossed to the fish?

Did you know, I Read, there is this secret space station, maned by a group of idiots and one hot chick. They meet all kinds of outer space creatures, including Doughnut people!

Oh That’s absurd, You must be crazy. You know you can’t trust everything you read on the internet. Now that is scraping the bottom of the barrel.

On a serious note: Foucault’s Pendulum, by Umberto Eco. A publishing house puts out a text that incorporates conspiracy theories in way they think will be unbelievable, but then the nut jobs believe they must know something… Great book that illustrates the dangers of playing this game.

You guys are all pathetic. None of your made theories beat the reality we live in today.

Men in Black are for real. You just don’t remember.

You can thank National Inquirer for changing the standard.

The problem with trying to make something foolproof is that they keep making bigger and better fools.

“Godzilla on ‘dancing with the stars’”?

The best proof that there is no bottom to the barrel is the wide acceptance of the myth that organizations that depend on violence for survival can solve problems not related to violence.

The Moon is not reflecting Sunlight. How could it at Night?

The Light we see is 100,000,000 Tiny Fairies having their monthly Orgy and lighting up the sky.

Fairies glow like living LEDs when they get Passionate.

It’s difficult trying to be a mad scientist and finding out that the world is even madder than you.

Bat Boy, who is really Elvis after plastic surgery, also put the baby in the pumpkin and the mermaid in the tuna salad sandwich.

He DID fake it, on Mars!!

I just heard, from a very reliable source…Bigfoot faked the moon landing! Wait till I tell all my Facebook friends!

The Democrats worship Satan and eat babies! Nope, still haven’t hit it.