Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 29, 2021

And out of the frame is a Port-A-Potty for the real unloading. These people are just in line

Huh. I always thought that ‘unloading’ was giving someone a piece of your mind. The piece they didn’t want to hear.

“Take a load off, Annie…”

So that’s where my shrink got the sign in their office.

Gotta get me one of these!To heck with Will Smith’s flying saucer (Independence Day movie reference).

Now I just need it to fold into a packet that’s extremely lightweight & portable, or maybe we can rent them like scooters.

Anyone have an app for that?

The ideal unloading zone: a psychiatrist’s couch in a bar with social media access.

Actually not very funny, makes little sense.

A lovely way to spend an afternoon – if it weren’t for all the pedestrians!

You takes your relaxation where you finds it.

Those two sitting need a different sign: “Will criticize anyone for $10”.

The door leads to a bar, where the driver is getting loaded.

Cheaper rent than a high rise… At least it is in-person therapy rather than the Zoom™ or telephone conference session.

?? I thought ‘’Loading Zone’’ was were you parked your BMW.

See, that’s what I believe the trip to the retirement community looks like. Old folks outside the door in boxes like unwanted kittens on the porch. …ick

Looks like there’s no time limit to unload.

The people are actually observing social distancing for the Port-a-Potty out of the frame.

At least no one has found a way to make this one political (so far).

“The white zone is for loading, and unloading only….”

So many meanings for ‘unloading’…

The people standing are the “Undecideds”.

There was a myth in pop psychology for a while that it was somehow “healthy” to never have an unspoken resentment and that it was OK to “unload” on anyone, anywhere, any time. I’m not saying to “stuff” all your feelings, but pick your time and place.

The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone. Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.

Weird.

Where the Nancy’s hang out, is the unloading zone.

Well,,, the artwork is fine. The rest of it is beyond me……

So where are the uploading and downloading zones?

“Your hour is up. Next, please!”

What? Nothing from that pantload, Mr. Lemmingway? Quelle surprise!