Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 06, 2021

Elvis’s face! That’s got to be the most hilarious picture of him EVER!

Sorry, but, “The Authorities” look a bit clueless.

I love the BCN news team. The new female reporters are doing a very professional job. Oh, and congratulations, Puck.

Lupin enjoys his mischief!

Don’t wake the champ.

Puck is my favorite of the news team. He and my Pingpong have very similar coloring and body types.

Nice to see Trevor again. But what about Tommy ad Sophie? They seemed to be giving Puck a run for his money on the Napathon.

I love Trevor’s giant brown hoodie and the pine tree fuzzy blanket.

What can I say about Elvis other than, poor baby!

Pucky is not only best climber but also best napper! Go Pucky!

Elvis may relax in a day or so, with constant pampering. But stopping Lupin’s laughing is another story.

Authorities may still be piecing together what happened, but there’s a pretty clear picture on the box and I think we have all the edge pieces we need.

I think it’s Elvis who they should be “piecing together.”

Unless those air horns were at a dog whistle pitch, the authorities are either deaf or clueless

Lupin with, I’m sure, a maniacal laugh. He’s such a bad boy.

Lupin laughing hysterically at poor Elvis’ misery, and his being deaf and immune to the air horns deafening noise, cracks me up. Poor baby Elvis though, hopefully he hasn’t lost his dignity.

Lupin is obviously unrepentant! lol

Puck, would you like to give speech?

Puck: “Zzz…”

So Puck is the best climber, the best napper…

What else is he the best at? (Probably everything, because Pucky.)

Elvis is not happy.

The only problem with this competition is that the winner can’t be consciously aware that he/she won.

Puck the indisputable champ of nap! And I have to know that ‘cause I also joined the napathon should y’all have wondered where I have been lately…

So here’s the song for the champ as written by the Beatles: (And I didn’t even have to modify one single word)

Please, don’t wake me

No, don’t shake me

Leave me where I am

I’m only sleeping

Aww, Goldie. Private Detectives don’t wait for authorities to decide! You know what happened! (Or, rather, WHO happened)

You snooze, you… er, win!

All right – Way to go, PUCKY! Congrats.

I love the Z Medal.

When Sun flowers(Elvis) Bloom, the napathon is DOOMED!

The 5th Dimension: (Last Night) I Didn’t Get to Sleep at All

Last night I finally got to fall asleep (Finally!)

I laid down on the blanket and closed my eyes,

But was Elvis making biscuits making biscuits until sunrise?

And last night, I got to thinking maybe I

Should just give up and find myself another space,

But Elvis finally finished and all was great,

And last night I finally got to fall asleep!

…….

I know it’s not his fault, he tries his best

Cat knows that all us kitties need to rest!

But there are just some times,

When Lupin has to crime,

And sometimes leap all over the place!

…….

But last night I finally got to fall asleep (Finally!)

I didn’t hear the air horns, Lupin had his fun

I didn’t realize the contest was finally done,

And last night, I still hadn’t learned, still hadn’t learned

I’d won!

Loki…er, I mean Lupin seems quite pleased with himself.

Oh, poor Elvis. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him quite so poofed, or with such an expression. Lupin, you little imp, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Mommy’s Special Boy is gonna need a lot of TLC to get over this-

My kitty Seonaid used to make the BEST biscuits. She was very dedicated to the cause!,

I love how our youthful and inexperienced Beatrix looks truly concerned as she reports this news.

I love Lupin’s laughing face!

I love Beatrix sitting on top of Trevor’s head instead of at a desk to report!

Lupin needs to go…

… Time can never mend

The careless air horns that did offend

To the heart and mind

Waking cats? Unkind!

There’s no comfort in the poof

Pain is all you’ll find

… He’s never gonna blow again

Guilty paws – What is with him?

Though it’s easy to pretend

He knows it wasn’t cool

… Now that it’s done

(Now that it’s done) Was what he did so wrong, so wrong

That we laugh, but cannot condone?

- Andrew J. Ridgeley / George Michael – Careless Whisper

Obviously, Puck slept right through it, totally unaware. He’s going to wonder what the heck happened when he finally does wake up.

Leaping is permissible but the air horns were a foul.

And Trevor was there the whole time!

It was a five cat night last night. After we got up, or at least I got up and started first breakfast and a pot of tea, (Earl Grey Hot) the kittehs all came trundling down, except Fred, the Tuxedo, and got their usual tuna and oil with a bit of leftover salmon from our dinner last night. Now they all are engaged in their morning napathon under the fired up wood pellet burning stove with their motors all synchronized. Gonna be a great day to get a nap or three in. Rain, temps from 6º to 8º © today and down to about 4º tonight. Thank dog we winterized the chicken coop before Halloween. Those girls, and Mr Cogburn, like it warm as well.

I love your rooster’s name— very clever

And Elvis Puffs out

We all knew Puck would be the champion.

Glad to see that the bookstore cat/social media coordinator is doing some reporting. She has a gift.

Loved todays strip (and all of them of course) and I’m a bigger grump than E. Scrooge.

Does anybody else hear the Joker laugh when they look at Lupin?

What happened? Someone was stupid enough to bring home not one but two air horns and leave them out for Lupin to find. Doesn’t bother him, he’s already deaf. But someone better check poor Elvis’s hearing.

Might want to check Puck’s hearing too since he managed to sleep through that evil dual air horn blast. Or check to see if he stuffed beeswax into his ears so as to not hear the sirens singing.

Poor Elbiff. Traumatized.

Congrats to you, Puck!