Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 05, 2021

Look no further darling. I’m here to help in anyway i can.

He looks like a helpful chap

How about an illustrated book with POP UP pictures?

I’ll meet you in the stacks. 306.76 and thereabouts.

Fine Jams and Jellies to the rescue again!

Looks like someone is in for a novel experience.

But the categories here are friction and non-friction…

Depends on what aspect of human sexuality you want to study…

Paperback or hardbound?

Check out her boo… er…books!

Let me show you this ‘Best Seller’ over here. It’s called the “Kama Sutra”. And it is illustrated too. It may be hard to understand. So maybe I can help you to figure out it is describing?

Welcome to the Library of Congress.

John is secretly on the payroll of the Librarians Union to boost their image.

The Kama Sutra is fun for beginners , but let me show you something in Tantric style !

Tell you what . . . let’s go to the back of the Reference Section and see what’s between the covers.

I wouldn’t count on it.

Well, I AM a research librarian, so I’ll help you dive deeper into the subject.

So successful she wanted to book another session, but he was so busy they had to put it on the shelf for another time.

I’m a “hands on” person, so can you show me?

“Not me, baby. The last time you checked me out, you nearly broke my spine and that left me a permanent soft cover edition. Try looking in the Young Adults section.”

I usually learn better by reading but I’d take the hand-on experience for this one.

Well, I know I can help you with all your questions. The best time would be tonight after some drinks.

I remember an old survey done by Playboy. The question was, “If you were stranded on a desert island, what would you want to have?” A group of librarians replied, “A tattooed sailor.”

“Well, there’s this book with its legendary page 47, but we’ll need an oxygen tank, a rubber hose, and a goat…”

If I played ‘sexy librarian’ it would have been a short story.

Let me introduce you to a bookworm I know.

“I’m a virgin. I’m just not very good at it.”

Wow what a good looking librarian and a red head.

Do they each get a date stamped somewhere on them?

What she doesn’t know is that he’s been ~ checking out ~ men all day.

“Why, yes. I believe my grandfather has had sex…”

I know! Let’s go to the library to do our role-playing!

It is best to take instruction from experts, not ex spurts.

Shhhhh! QUIET! You two is too noisy. This a library, ya knows. Go gets a room somewhere.