B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 18, 2021

Uh huh

Maybe, but I won’t get stuck in a knot.

Although Jane is willing to give it a go.

slithering sarcasm

Diana Frances Spencer

Pinky toes, the curb feelers of the feet.

B.C.‘s been toed to watch where he’s going.

You’ll never stub your toe, but he’ll never get whipped around like a piece of rope.

I’d guess that he nailed it.

……and the cuss (curse) word is invented.

It’s called taking advantage of one’s good points.

Mr. Snake — nobody goes around with a club hitting my feet either.

Where’s the “snap?” It doesn’t count for much unless the little toe breaks. Believe me, I know.

Is this the first time in history that mankind discovered that whistling while you walk with your eyes closed isn’t such a good idea?

I hear snake filets are real tasty…..

Point! Snake.

Yeah but you don’t want to see Snake’s chiropractor bill.

He immediately switched his Playlist from Hard Rock to Soft Rock…

(¬_¬)

You haven’t ever slithered over broke glass have you?……

I once broke my big toe on a rock, running barefoot!

BUT, you’ll never(well, hardly ever) see a little toe being used as a bullwhip by “The Fat Chick”!!!

You can break your foot, doing that. So look where you are walking. Just some advice.

How did he manage to stub his toe on a rock that big? Is he blind?? He needs to visit the dentist…

Oh yeah? Well you rarely see humans squashed on the road, either. So there!

I was walking down the road, right at dark. The root in front of me looked quite a bit like a snake. Out of curiosity, I rolled it over with my foot. Sure as the world, it drew back and hissed at me.

I stood corrected. The snake in front of me looked quite a bit like a root — or at least it had.

Happy toes are protected toes.

All in all I would just prefer proximity sensors.

Stay outta the toe-away zone.

There’s that. Snakes got no toes…say, does a centipede stub its toe, agin’n’agin’n’agin’n’agin…etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

Good point snake.

I dreamed I was trying to kick someone in the groin, and I woke up in agony because in real life I’d kicked the wall hard enough to make the nail fall off my big toe.