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Do a thought experiment: Go 60 million years into the future and see if thereâs any evidence that mammals had evolved a branch with brains, tools, society, war⊠Now look back 60 million years. Can you imagine that the âsaurs developed a branch with brains, tools, society, war⊠and now thereâs not a shred of evidence.
I think there may have been other intelligent beings worshiping them as totems instead of worshiping The One And Only that actually created this planet.
Actually, dinosaurs were going extinct long before Chixulub. If they werenât, then why are 99.9% of fossils found BELOW the K-T line and not at, or above it?
It was a virus that wiped out the unbeatable space aliens in âThe War of the Worldsâ. Hope enough people have seen the movie or read the book that this isnât a spoiler. ;-)
Dinosaur Fascists caused a total collapse of Dinosaur society, leading to anarchy and widespread shortages of beer and pizza. After that, the fat lady sang.
Dinosaurs probably did suffer from a number of pathogens after their environment drastically changed. The more adaptive stress required to deal with changed surroundings, the more dangerous common pathogens become. Sound familiar?
An Isaac Asimov short story in 1950 suggested that some roughly-human-sized dinosaurs developed intelligence and technology, then invented guns, and then had loads of fun hunting the bigger dinos â and eventually themselves â to extinction. The time traveler who saw a bit of this says that the resemblance to humanityâs chain of events is pretty suggestiveâŠ.
The information Iâve heard is that the dinos were already on the way out, with the next ice age just starting and other issues going on. The asteroid just hastened things.
I think Disneyâs Fantasia is on the right track. They lost their environment. Look at where all the oil is â mostly desert regions that were once under water. Dinos were on every continent and for a meteor to wipe them out it would have to be global. But, seeing as Wiley is here Iâm glad that didnât happen.
SARS Co V2 proved to be an accurate facsimile those who never caught it can be counted as the survivors of the zombie apocalypse. Those who caught it and âsurvivedâ are the zombies.
Gifted boys! I raised a pair, and taught many! Actually, I enjoyed teaching gifted boys, less emotional than gifted girls⊠Though, I only had them through grade 5. The girls were still fun in fifth grade. Personally, my peers and I lost it in grade 8, or there about. We werenât labeled back then, just âtrackedâ in junior high school into âgroupsâ. My jr. high class had 14 groups, the top 3 took French. We were the kids who had been in top reading and math groups since early elementaryâŠ. I moved to that town in third grade. My older brother was in his fifth grade year, but according to a score on the Iowa test (very early 1970s) and whatever they were doing in content subjects, his teachers and the principal recommended he skip sixth grade, and then he was placed in the top group in that Junior High School. They took Earth Science in 8th grade. All three top groups took Algebra in 8th grade. Our current day gifted magnet middle, here in Va. Beach, and the gifted magnet middle schools in Jacksonville, Fl. (My eldest attended 6th grade there) take accelerated math and science, so they can have both Earth Science and Algebra in 8th grade. The only difference is they can choose languages. Whatâs in a name?
in.amongst about 3 years ago
That is right Danae â never let science meddle with a good story.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 3 years ago
I havenât paid attention â is Chicxulub no longer fashionable?
sirbadger about 3 years ago
Most dinosaurs and most ammonites went extinct at the same time. Ammonites had tentacles. There must have been an epic war between them.
Concretionist about 3 years ago
Do a thought experiment: Go 60 million years into the future and see if thereâs any evidence that mammals had evolved a branch with brains, tools, society, war⊠Now look back 60 million years. Can you imagine that the âsaurs developed a branch with brains, tools, society, war⊠and now thereâs not a shred of evidence.
C about 3 years ago
Antivaxxer dinosaurs
RAGs about 3 years ago
A very, very, very old song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4k5XftdTMs
dadoctah about 3 years ago
My theory is they couldnât find affordable health insurance.
hangedman about 3 years ago
I think there may have been other intelligent beings worshiping them as totems instead of worshiping The One And Only that actually created this planet.
Doug K about 3 years ago
âTag. Youâre âItâ!â
Cornelius Noodleman about 3 years ago
Godzilla and King Kong killed them all.
Bullet Bronson Premium Member about 3 years ago
You should be ashamed of yourself, Jeffrey. Thatâs the kind of half-baked idea Danae would dream up.
KenseidenXL about 3 years ago
Actually, dinosaurs were going extinct long before Chixulub. If they werenât, then why are 99.9% of fossils found BELOW the K-T line and not at, or above it?
Free or Not? Premium Member about 3 years ago
Kinda link the Chinese bioweapons âleakedâ from the lab? The one that Fauci helped cerate and fund?
kirico about 3 years ago
They didnât take advantage of extended auto insuranceâŠ
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Now thereâs a movie I would pay to see. âZombie Dinasaurâs. Extinction is not the end.â
monya_43 about 3 years ago
It was a virus that wiped out the unbeatable space aliens in âThe War of the Worldsâ. Hope enough people have seen the movie or read the book that this isnât a spoiler. ;-)
Count Olaf Premium Member about 3 years ago
The virus that killed off the dinosaurs was mutated from the Wuhanasarus Xi.
KEA about 3 years ago
Might have been overpopulation leading to mindless insanity and violence. Just a guess.
Redd Panda about 3 years ago
Dinosaur Fascists caused a total collapse of Dinosaur society, leading to anarchy and widespread shortages of beer and pizza. After that, the fat lady sang.
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
Dinosaurs probably did suffer from a number of pathogens after their environment drastically changed. The more adaptive stress required to deal with changed surroundings, the more dangerous common pathogens become. Sound familiar?
samclemens about 3 years ago
Gary Larson thought it was cigarettes. And he has pictures.
DHBirr about 3 years ago
An Isaac Asimov short story in 1950 suggested that some roughly-human-sized dinosaurs developed intelligence and technology, then invented guns, and then had loads of fun hunting the bigger dinos â and eventually themselves â to extinction. The time traveler who saw a bit of this says that the resemblance to humanityâs chain of events is pretty suggestiveâŠ.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_the_Hunters
mindjob about 3 years ago
The Brontosaurus Burger chain expanded and the supply couldnât keep up with the demand
bobgreenwade about 3 years ago
The information Iâve heard is that the dinos were already on the way out, with the next ice age just starting and other issues going on. The asteroid just hastened things.
Ka`ĆnĆhi`ula`okahĆkĆ«miomio`ehiku Premium Member about 3 years ago
Indeed. What kind of virus could wife out all of them. Hmmmm.
Pisces about 3 years ago
I think Disneyâs Fantasia is on the right track. They lost their environment. Look at where all the oil is â mostly desert regions that were once under water. Dinos were on every continent and for a meteor to wipe them out it would have to be global. But, seeing as Wiley is here Iâm glad that didnât happen.
falcon_370f about 3 years ago
SARS Co V2 proved to be an accurate facsimile those who never caught it can be counted as the survivors of the zombie apocalypse. Those who caught it and âsurvivedâ are the zombies.
willie_mctell about 3 years ago
The fossil and geological records are dicey. Thereâs real information there for sure but itâs incomplete.
JenSolo02 about 3 years ago
Gifted boys! I raised a pair, and taught many! Actually, I enjoyed teaching gifted boys, less emotional than gifted girls⊠Though, I only had them through grade 5. The girls were still fun in fifth grade. Personally, my peers and I lost it in grade 8, or there about. We werenât labeled back then, just âtrackedâ in junior high school into âgroupsâ. My jr. high class had 14 groups, the top 3 took French. We were the kids who had been in top reading and math groups since early elementaryâŠ. I moved to that town in third grade. My older brother was in his fifth grade year, but according to a score on the Iowa test (very early 1970s) and whatever they were doing in content subjects, his teachers and the principal recommended he skip sixth grade, and then he was placed in the top group in that Junior High School. They took Earth Science in 8th grade. All three top groups took Algebra in 8th grade. Our current day gifted magnet middle, here in Va. Beach, and the gifted magnet middle schools in Jacksonville, Fl. (My eldest attended 6th grade there) take accelerated math and science, so they can have both Earth Science and Algebra in 8th grade. The only difference is they can choose languages. Whatâs in a name?
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 3 years ago
Wiped out? Do you mean that it mightâve been a  gasp toilet-paper shortage? Damn supply-chain issues!
bakana about 3 years ago
They were wiped out by a Dinosaur MAGAhat Pandemic.
944im Premium Member about 3 years ago
not a time traveler spreading Spanish flu or covid-23?
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 3 years ago
40% per cent of them refused to get the vaccination.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 3 years ago
In Primal you can see one at work.
proclusstudent about 3 years ago
Other evidence of our presence will be the mass extinctions in the fossil record.
DHBirr about 3 years ago
Skynet targeted them ALL for termination. âSarah Connorsaurus?â
donut reply about 3 years ago
The conservative dinosaurs did believe the virus was real.