Yesterday, the guy in the white van just ahead of us didn’t move with the green light until we honked at him. Then we got to another light and … yep, we ended up honking at him after half the cycle had passed and he’d still not moved. At the third light, we got beside him. He was messing with his phone that was in his lap. Did look up and give us the evil eye, though. And didn’t move until we were several car lengths ahead of him. I suppose someone else had to honk…
yesterday I was going through the Arbys drive thru and the woman in the car ahead of me was passed out, Some kind of drug episode. I knocked on her window and woke her up, you could smell the meth see her crackpipe.
What I heard through the grapevine: He used to only phone from home on his ape line. Now he’s created a different kind of ape line – with each ape hanging on their own ape vine. Is there an escape vine?
eastern.woods.metal over 2 years ago
Checking their Facebook “likes” to validate themselves
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago
Wife on phone: Honey, don’t take your usual route home tonight. The radio says some crazy guy is driving the wrong way on the interstate.
Husband in car: SOME guy? They ALL are!
eromlig over 2 years ago
Jane, it JUNGLE out there!
sirbadger over 2 years ago
When you are swinging on a vine, losing your momentum is a problem. You have to think back to what you did in 2nd grade to restart a swing.
Concretionist over 2 years ago
Yesterday, the guy in the white van just ahead of us didn’t move with the green light until we honked at him. Then we got to another light and … yep, we ended up honking at him after half the cycle had passed and he’d still not moved. At the third light, we got beside him. He was messing with his phone that was in his lap. Did look up and give us the evil eye, though. And didn’t move until we were several car lengths ahead of him. I suppose someone else had to honk…
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
“Hey guy! The banana has turned green, so go already!”
Cornelius Noodleman over 2 years ago
Who greased the grapevine!
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 2 years ago
Kreegah! Tarzan kill!
Oh wait, that’s George, not Tarzan!
Never mind…
KenDHoward1 over 2 years ago
talk about texting-n-driving … sheesh! ;)
944im Premium Member over 2 years ago
yesterday I was going through the Arbys drive thru and the woman in the car ahead of me was passed out, Some kind of drug episode. I knocked on her window and woke her up, you could smell the meth see her crackpipe.
Isenthor1978 over 2 years ago
Wait til he hits a speed bump. I’d pay to see that!
nosirrom over 2 years ago
A four vine highway and this jerk has to swing in the left vine lane.
einarbt over 2 years ago
Stop vining.
Free or Not? Premium Member over 2 years ago
Looks more like the devolution of man back to animal form due to techie/social media addicion.
Can't Sleep over 2 years ago
Checking out Furbook?
sandpiper over 2 years ago
Speaking of evolution — just barely — an example and a celebration.
Example = Serendipity. On an August day in 1962, beautiful blue eyes met stunned brown eyes and their two orbits began a mutual attraction.
Celebration: On this date in that same year, those two orbits melded into one.
The blue eyes are still bright and beautiful and the brown eyes are still stunned.
Time and age have had little effect, only minor wear and tear. We are thankful every day for that.
So, happy anniversary blue eyes. Gonna go for 60 starting today.
oakie817 over 2 years ago
yell at him
Ron Wm. Hurlbut over 2 years ago
I foresee an incident of rope rage.
1953Baby over 2 years ago
What happened to the ol’ Tarzan yell and the swinging vine????
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Honk your jungle horn. You know, that annoying EyaEyaaaaaaaEya thing you holler.
Searsportguy over 2 years ago
It’s a big rig in an unfamiliar neck of the woods.
zwilnik64 over 2 years ago
Gorillas don’t brachiate.
Lou Nattic, né Stan C over 2 years ago
At least there are two of ’em in the vinepool lane.
Mediatech over 2 years ago
Yoiks! and Away!
Doug K over 2 years ago
What I heard through the grapevine: He used to only phone from home on his ape line. Now he’s created a different kind of ape line – with each ape hanging on their own ape vine. Is there an escape vine?
mindjob over 2 years ago
It’ll be the same story when we’re flying around in little spaceships to get to work like the Jetsons
yimhere over 2 years ago
Not convinced those vines could support the cell-guy…..
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
Q: Where does a 500 lb Gorilla stop to check his phone ? A: Anywhere he wants.
mitchel.farr over 2 years ago
The biggest guy, so, who is complaining?
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
At least he didn’t lock himself into the only stall and do his phone check.
petecocker over 2 years ago
Wonder which ape he is using?
anomaly over 2 years ago
That’s what you get for taking the local instead of the express.