Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 06, 2022

Waits for applause…not a sausage!

“Anyone who loves sausage or the law should never see either being made.” (Mark Twain)

Name change to Umpa Lumpas . . . . and you don’t want to know why.

This is going in a different direction.

Rivers of baloney.

Nobody won, and I never sausage a thing like this.

See the links below.

You may already be a wiener.

Eventually sold it to Jimmy Dean, who was unhappy with the quality of the product and wanted to improve it.

Wonka’s gone bonkas.

This is a family site so no reply.

Can’t even get the breakfast crowd.

Where are the sausage style Oompa-Loompas?

You’d think those kids would enjoy seeing how he makes the bratwurst,

I know how sausage is made. Make lots of my own. Only way to do it!

I spent time at a sausage factory in college, and let me tell you, THAT was an education! I was the most popular…um…you know, I’m starting to think we’re talking about a different sausage factory…

My Dad toured a hot dog factory. We never had hot dogs in the house again.

Stick to your original shtick!

Chocolate covered sausage, maybe? Hey, it works for bacon.

Offer ‘MY SAUSAGE WORKS’ T-shirts

Sign me up!

“What a wonderful new SMELL you’ve discovered?”

“I know, right?”

“I didn’t say it was a GOOD thing!”

Considering the euphemism sausage factory can stand for, I am surprised there is not a line of curious people to get in.

AKA the US Congress

Where do I get a ticket?

No thanks, I want to be able to eat sausage again.

Well you never sausage (saw such a place). ala-South of the Boarder.

If you ever see how sausage is made, you will NEVER eat it again. Thank goodness I’ve never seen how it’s made!

We were watching this movie last night. Don’t know if I can finish it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Sounds like a ’70’s porn movie…….

Meat eaters do not want to know how the sausage is made!

We don’t need no education.

Nope nope nope.