Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 16, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 3 years ago

    Here’s the smell of the blood still.

    All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. Oh, oh, oh.  

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    djmz33  almost 3 years ago

    Can’t wait for Biden to mess up so Trudeau can make jokes about him

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    lalapalooza Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    i thought Duke blew his own brains out decades ago.

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    comic4matt  almost 3 years ago

    I guess it is trump’s fault for not sending the national guards on Cuomo before he killed off 15 000 elders…

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 3 years ago

    For all those claiming Trudeau won’t criticize Biden, Trudeau had no problem criticizing Clinton:

    https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/1996/12/02

    …or Carter:

    https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/1976/06/20

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    shanen0  almost 3 years ago

    Sad that the constipation in the Senate is preventing any solutions to the messes the former guy left behind. But I think the estimate of 130,000 extra deaths is much too kind. It’s even beginning to look like the mad rush to vaccines before the election didn’t produce the best ones, though that should have been predictable.

    (But yes, I’m taking whatever vaccines I can get. Last time was Pfizer, even though I would have preferred Moderna on the data that was available at that time. Unlike the GQPers, I’m going to do and keep doing whatever I can do to protect other people’s lives.)

    P.S. I think Manchin is just greedy for more money, but I’m convinced Sinema is being blackmailed. Increasingly clear she’s terrified of something—and her political career is over, too. So after that the blackmailer will release the dirt just for grins.

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    KennethPrice2  almost 3 years ago

    Throw the raskles out and put our own raskles in.

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    braindead Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Trump doesn’t WANT it off.

    He is PROUD of the blood on his hands. Proves he’s strong and manly.

    His Disciples are likewise proud. For the same reasons.

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    “We WANT them infected!”

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    platinumboy7  almost 3 years ago

    urprise billsCOVID-19Prescription DrugsAccess to CareSEARCHSearchHealth & WellbeingCOVID-19 preventable mortality and leading cause of death rankingBy Jared Ortaliza, Kendal Orgera, Krutika Amin Twitter, and Cynthia Cox Twitter KFF

    December 10, 2021

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    Note: This brief was originally published on October 13, 2021 and was updated in December 2021.

    This brief examines how deaths from COVID-19 rank among other leading causes of death in the U.S. We find that COVID-19 was the third leading cause of death in November 2021. We also find that in October, COVID-19 was the number 1 cause of death for people age 45-54 and in the top 7 leading causes of death for other age groups, aside from infants.

    We also estimate that 163,000 COVID-19 deaths could have been prevented by vaccination since June 2021, when safe and effective COVID-19 vaccines were widely available to all adults in the U.S.

    COVID-19 was the 3rd leading cause of death in the U.S. in November 2021

    The statistics show that Biden is doing a worse job of containing COVID than Trump ever did. Does anyone remember the video of Pelosi prancing around San Francisco saying, “COVID is no problem; Come join us outside!” while Trump was designing a comprehensive plan to battle COVID. While Trump was stating this in his SOTU, Pelosi was tearing up her copy. Now the Clown Prince of COVID. Fauci, states, “I represent science” and if you disagree with me, you are wrong.

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    Radish...   almost 3 years ago

    Republicans want to destroy our democracy so they can put liar, thief, racist, sexist, covid spreading Trump over us as their dictator. They were very upset that the majority voted their murderous liar out of office so now they have to destroy the country.

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    Susan00100  almost 3 years ago

    “Will all great Neptune’s ocean wash the blood off my hands?”—William Shakespeare “Macbeth”.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  almost 3 years ago

    Slightly OT. How does Duke get away with smoking in ANY bar with ANY class anymore?

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    ATGMer  almost 3 years ago

    The last comment(er) wins. What were we talking about? Let’s start afresh with someone (thing) new as a topic.

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    David in Webb Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I wonder why the media isn’t keeping track of and reporting nightly the number of deaths that Biden is responsible for?

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    mindjob  almost 3 years ago

    Not to worry. 130,000 deaths were easily replaced with the influx at the southern border

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    Algolei I  almost 3 years ago

    Hands are still too big.

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    TheSkulker  almost 3 years ago

    “orange bowel movement” (tarnrider) and "Bloated Buttwhistle" (chmsam)!

    Beautiful! I’m stealing those.

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    Masterskrain  almost 3 years ago

    The trumpsuckers would LOVE a trump/trff ticket in 2024… then they would REALLY see the daily death count soar, which is what they seem to want.

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    tg464  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t hold your breath

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Donnie said he “fell in love” with a North Korean dictator who tortured an American citizen too death, so why would he like Trff?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Nothing funny about that. …sigh

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  almost 3 years ago

    T. R. U. M. P.: Totally Reckless Unconscionable Massive Parasite

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    Stocky One  almost 3 years ago

    Who does TRFF refer to?

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    dtm3tv  almost 3 years ago

    130,000 deaths? I read sometime ago that is was 30% so it is more, lets try 255,000 and counting.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Panel 3 – Earl is looking older. Well, of course, he IS older.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    True friendship, so rare♡.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 3 years ago

    Binge-reading old Doonesbury collections recently (one of which had a forward by William F. Buckley, of all people), I came across one in which Duke was trying to get Trff’s country into the Winter Olympics. (Trff was still dictator at the time.) Duke told him that there was a town with no roads, so all the people there were excellent cross country skiers and could make the Olympic team. Trff told him, “I bombed and destroyed that town.” “Why?” “The people kept complaining that there weren’t any roads!”

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 3 years ago

    And, for the record, the number of preventable Covid deaths is still quite high precisely and exactly BECAUSE of Traitor Trump’s decision to politicize a virus for his own perceived benefit. (He wouldn’t have cared the tenth part of a damn if the death toll were in the MILLIONS, as long as he was re-elected.) Ironically, in the fair, free, honest, and legitimate election of 2020, Trump lost largely BECAUSE of his historic and tragic complete botch of handling Covid.

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    snappyboy  almost 3 years ago

    Quick question for everyone, would William F Buckley Jr recognize any conservative Republican today?

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    Wulfe51  almost 3 years ago

    You don’t read the strip much, do you?

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    NUOWNSCU  almost 3 years ago

    reTrumplicans do care how many deaths his inattention, lies and ineptitude caused

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    dragonboyce  almost 3 years ago

    might be more fun to have Trudeau make jokes about the other Trudeau…you know the one who supposedly runs Canada

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    Local 574 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    That’s right, Trudeau. Give the criminal Dems a free pass in this covid shit show. Why was Pelosi strolling through Chinatown in Feb 2020 telling everyone to ignore the “rumors” of a virus? The Dems’ fucking lockdowns and other Big Brother restrictions have killed and ruined millions of lives. Both parties are enemies of humanity, you stupid liberal. Workers to power! Build the unions! End Capitalism!

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    RevvieQuar  almost 3 years ago

    Nevermind that more people have died of “Covid” under Dementia Joe than Trump.

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    IanCPurdie  almost 3 years ago

    Dream on. Of course for entertainment you can look forward to probable criminal charges being levied at Drumpff – original family name now known as Trump.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It won’t come off, FATUS — not even on the Day of Last Judgment, when your sorry-ass soul is cast into hell.

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    What kind of self esteem must you have to support a man who has LITERALLY turned on every individual he once praised?

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    Ammo hates the comment policy  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Come on Gary, Brandon has the week from hell, and you dip into the Trump pool? You have one strip a week to say something important and you bring this steaming pile of garbage instead. You’re better than this get in the game.

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    parkerinthehouse  almost 3 years ago

    THAT’S THE TRUDEAU I LIVE FOR!!

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    Rand al'Thor  almost 3 years ago

    I wonder if Trudeau will ever figure out who is President now. Inflation? Afghanistan? Southern border? Crime? Really? Nothing?

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    robert39503  almost 3 years ago

    You are too late, he is a joke.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Interesting…I always used to hear that life was cheap in Japan and China…it’s much cheaper in the US.

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    198.23.5.11  almost 3 years ago

    Try “Lava,the Hand Soap”.

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    Q4horse  almost 3 years ago

    I can’t wait to see Garry’s reaction when Trump returns as POTUS in 2024.

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    swanridge  almost 3 years ago

    Duke is the only one left in the country who is allowed to smoke in bars.

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    miamidude  almost 3 years ago

    You are so tribal, Trudeau, Biden is a horrible bumbling, mumbling, stumbling idiot who cannot speak without cue cards arranged in front of him, but I understand, you are a liberal Democrat posterior licker, and drawing Trump makes you money, drawing Biden never will. That is why in your cartoon world Biden doesn’t even merit a mention, and if you ever got around to drawing him you would also have to put blood on his hands, and that you cannot do. More people have died from COVID under Biden than under Trump.

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    parkerinthehouse  almost 3 years ago

    I only wish there was that cute little derisive laughing emoji on this forum

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