Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 18, 2022

You’re staying because we think you’re funny. So Wiley is going to keep you there.

… and btw, we like your hallucinations also.

Next time, it might be a Wiley bear. Take care, Pierre.

And she’s pointing north.

I can get hullibalutions without the cold. That’s what psychoactive plant substances are FOR, right?

“Pierre of St. Tropez”…. Whaddya’ think, Pierre? Sounds pretty good, huh?

The famous “Blue Lady”

Not sure if that is the “French” in him or that the weather has instigated the “randi Scandi” in him. Either way, the scenario dosen’t look Canadian. But i could be wrong.

Even more to be said about the fantasies.

I built that snowman.

Of course I had to read this out loud with accent!

Pierre knows a good dream when he sees one.

It seems Wiley has gone from ‘bears’ to ‘bares’.

These days, getting snow is a hallucination.

Anti Canadian xenophobic racist, eh?

Heads up…you’ll want to clear your browser history if you Google images for “Nudes on Ice.” Just saying…..

I’m just gonna say it; Wiley can most definitely draw nudes.

I was once subjected to sleep deprivation. I managed to keep myself busy with what I called “constructive hallucinations.”

Nice hallucination!

During a pre-op exam with my orthopedic surgeon it came up that I’m half Nordic (skiing related injury). Turns out he worked with the US Ski Team and related this tale. He was in Finland waiting for a bus with a couple of coaches, one of them a Finn. It was bitterly cold and, somehow, it was managing to rain at the same time. Shivering, he asked the Finnish coach why on earth they lived there. Just as he finished the question three tall, blond, blue eyed ladies, dressed for a night on the town, heels, skirts and all, strode by. After they picked their jaws up the Finnish coach asked “Any more questions?”

Temperature in Whitehorse today is the same as in Toronto, -21C with wind chill. Sigh.

oddtoon

I suppose the difference between imagination and insanity is what we make of them.

Is that Snidely Whiplash?

There was a Critical Mass Naked Bike Ride in Whitehorse about 12 years ago, but that was in June. BTW, the weather is milder than you would think, and outdoor winter activities are very popular up there.

Dang. Where was she when I was shoveling snow yesterday

“Eff you are cold I can rub zee thighs, yes?”

Pierre needs some lessons in positivity from Gurdeep Pandher of the Yukon.

Its real

http://skateguard1.blogspot.com/2015/12/nudes-on-ice-yes-its-thing-that-happened.html

Zut alors, indeed.

Talk about brain freeze.

Nudes on ice? What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

In Las Vegas years ago,there was a hotel called THE HACIENDA whose chief attraction was a topless ice skating revue!!

They tore it down to build The Mandalay Bay,for whichposterity will never forgive them.

Don’t get too close, Pierre, those are likely to poke your eye out.

What’s with the French accent in the Yukon (right up next to Alaska). This should be up in Iqaluit (north of Quebec). Oh yeah, American geography.

Azz a perrsonne of Franche Canadien desssent in ze États-Unis, I object to ze sterryotyipe of ze Franchemann een zees comique.

Yeah, I miss my Succubus too.

I know that the comment section of GoComics is awfully permissive (for which I’m eternally grateful, and screw you, Comics Kingdom), but this pushes the limits of the strips themselves about as far as I’ve seen in the risquéness department. Strategic hair placement, Wiley!

Good ones….

I don’t think I’ve seen Pierre out of the Sunday strip before. Will we forget the kids and Lars this week and does Pierre get to have a Yukon storyline going?

You can live in a warm climate and get all the porn you want on the Internet. No need to freeze.

The most dangerous kinds of hallucinations, the sexy ones.

I never understood the point of representing people speaking French as speaking English in a cheesy accent.

Wiley just wanted to draw some nice curves. I get it.

Wiley bare bears can’t compare with Pierre’s hallucination of a bare blonde!

This is the same comic as March 6 1992