Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 31, 2022

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The only question is whether the Beijing weather will cooperate. If it doesn’t, China will likely have it shot.

Are these like Wheel of Fortune tiles where one of them will flip over to reveal a letter? Instead of Vanna White, they have Ursus White.

Whitely Bears.

New winter sport: catch a fish to give to the bears before they eat you instead.

Time for an Eskimo roll….

Great, now have to figure out if this is anti-chinese, or a take on the “climate crisis”, or both or neither… If I crank up my far- far- left side, this looks mildly insensitive to natives.

Look out behiiiiind you!!

Iceberg Hopscotch.

I like hopscotch. Oh, wait, I meant hops & scotch.

yeah, but human bean is in a water navigable vehicle, but not so the insufferable bears; they’ll sink to the bottom freezing their derrieres off likety split.

My hopes for seeing Wiley Bears this morning was not (hop) scotched.

Tic

Fisherman’s Toe

A really nice photo essay about polar bears in the Guardian. https://tinyurl.com/2p8v45hn

Free-Range Eskimo Pie…

Nothing like having an Eskimo Pie at the end of a long day of playing hard with your friends.

Hopscotching across the diminishing ice bergs to feed on the species that is helping to cause the melting of their environment. Too cynical…?

This is so outrageously funny – on so many levels. Thanks for a real laugh out loud, today, Wiley!

Hermetically sealed for freshness in a kayak. With bits of fresh bait as an aperitif. Carefully remove the paddle before consuming.

I don’t like polar bears that much. Now, Cartesian bears, that is a different story.

Lunch is just a hop, skip and a jump away.

“Hopescotch” (sic)

He has predicted the future

Hmmm . . . never turn your back on an ice berg.

WILEY BEARS!!! YEA!!!!!

A place to send the Coca-Cola polar bears forever

I’d watch that event. That’s it.

Uh-oh… It’s funny, but my Rorschach reaction was ice melting due to receding ice caps…. Very doom and gloom (all in my own head.) :-(

The Wiley Bears should enjoy those ‘stepping stones’, what with the ice disappearing from the Artic, and making life very difficult for their furry brethren!!

At least they didn’t toss the pebble on the Eskimo’s head!

I haven’t seen polar Wiley Bears before!

Some good news about the polar bears. Like they’re really endangered.