Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 09, 2022

That no big problem in your case. Just push it more inside and it will comes out the other ear.

Better give him a Brewster shot.

I’m amazed the saliva tests are not more available, I’ve done the nasal swab one OK, but my eldest who is autistic nearly passed out. The expectation everyone is fine with it, or will cope, is completely misplaced.

Good thing he wasn’t taking his own temperature

The word “do” is see-through.

“You can’t make anything idiot proof because idiots are so ingenious.” (attributed to Ron Burns)

It was sucked in by the vacuum.

The big problem with self-testing is higher false negatives when using bad sampling technique. The other problem is nitwits testing pure water and claiming a positive test either means there is COVID in the water or the test is messed up. It’s not designed to work on water. Read the d______d instructions!

He pushed it up his nose so far it went into the eustachian tube and is stuck in his ear.

Brewster: I don’t have the virus but I do have ear worms.

Atta boy Brewster!!

Why take a test of you aren’t sick? And if you are sick, why take a test to confirm you are sick? And if they won’t treat you unless you are really sick, what is the point at all?

To declare something ‘idiot proof’ only challenges the idiots.

Hey at least he used the swab and not a Q-Tip HaHa

After all these years of telling us not to put Q-tips in our ear, there’s finally another use for them.

“Is it idiot to the nth power proof?”

I thought it was another end like China wants to do

Brewster should be congratulated for sticking it an orifice in his head.

He studied all night for that test, too!

For a long time now, Brewster has been trying to work his way up to idiot.

5 Degrees of Stupid:

Moron, Imbecile, Idiot, Dead, Brewster