Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 20, 2022

I’m pretty sure Zebra is vaxxed and boosted.

I’d better like Co-weed tests.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you shouldn’t pick your friend’s nose.

Zebra brain kabobs?

The COVID nasal swab feels like sticking a harpoon up ones nose.

The good news is Zebra tested negative for Covid. The bad news is he tested positive for being the Crocs’ dinner.

somehow, this is a very chilling thought..

I think Zebra got the point.

Moby Dick didn’t like his covid test either.

Now I’m going to have nightmares…

Call me Ishmael…

Crocs will try anything to get Zeeba!

Croc Power !

I laughed today, and I loved seeing the Crocs! Thanks, Pastis.

Good one! LOL!

We need more strips like this one with Zebra and the Crocs and fewer strips with Cartoon Boy bitching about social media ruining our world.

That thing looks like it was provided by Acme.

ZEEBA! Doz sneaky crocs never learn….Zeeba too smart!

More Zeeba please!

A good start to spring – MORE CROCS PLEEEEZE!!!!!

It’s not the Crocs’ fault that Zebra confused Coveed testing with Covid testing

The crocs can’t fight their primal urge to hunt.

Just then this cop came down the road, crazy as a loon, and throwed us all in jail for carryin’ harpoons.

Wow! Zebra almost became a victim of Covid………testing! ;o]

“Oh, dat long time ago.” That explains why I never see them any more. More crocs, please!

I give the Crocs a 10 for perseverance and for inventiveness, to the best of their ability.

So glad to welcome zeba and crocs back

Remind me to not let the Crocs do my next colonoscopy

Subtlety is apparently not in the Crocs’ vocabulary.

Yep. That’s just what that probe looked like when they stuck it into my nose and l’m pretty sure touched my brain….

Zebra, you should know better by now.

Whee! The crocs are back ………. Larry and Ahab.

My 3rd test (for a medical appointment) is tomorrow, ironically. So far, just the short standard Q-Tip and not the sinus top one (teacher daughter had that … yucch). Personally, I’m still waiting for our POTUS The Don’s total fix to kick in.

Always great to have a strip with Crocs & “Zeeba”

MORE CROCS!

Where would we be without Larry to brighten out lives? Does his son have a name?

PLEASE, EQUAL TIME FOR THE CROCS AND ZEEBA!!!! Waaaay too much Rat.

Ha ha, love the crocs :)

HOORAY! Larry is back. A day without the Crocs is like a day without laughter.

Uh-oh.

“You do more testing, you get more cases!”

Nobody wants that, right?

No matter how hard I try – cannot appreciate the cartoon with crocs.

The recipient of the Crocs next “COVEED” test should be Vladimir Putin!

I suspect most folks would fail the Croc Test, if they’d even be so foolish as to take it.

I’m gonna guess that our lead croc today is Larry Croc, Zeeba Neighba’s arch-foe….

“Oh no, you got da Coveed! You going to die, so sad. Here, since you gonna die anyway, we keel you, make it fast and easy!”