Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 11, 2022

And what is it that you’re going to be an overnight success at?

Hobbes…..where’s your concession speech?

Calvin succeeds at driving his parents crazy overnight. That’s something, right?

Agreed, Hobbes. Good luck Calvin.

No.

Start playing the lottery now

What happened to his striped shirt?

Sorry, Calvin, your parents aren’t rich enough for that

Subsequent history has proven that you can even become president. God help us all.

Hobbes has wisely walked out of the panel.

Get in line, Calvin – I deserve it first!

Hobbes never concedes.

The ego has landed……

Has Calvin turned into a mini-Trump??

I had to pay back dues nearly my full life for one very silly deed! It is enough now I think!

I thought the tiger’s name was Hobbs, not Shirley…

Just bide your time and wait for the internet age, Cal…you never know!

How about a silver plated platter instead?

Ironically, Calvin and Hobbs became a brilliant success.

Even successful tigers don’t get the silver platter.

So many candidates qualify.

Anyone believe Elon Musk’s kids will be spoiled? Nah.

Simple – change your name to Justin Bieber or similar.

It seems not many people are going to admit it, but a lot of us feel the same way you do Calvin!!!!

Hamlet said that if you treat every man as he deserves, none shall escape whipping.

Don’t care how

I want it now

I wanna be rich, famous and powerful, step on all my enemies and never do a thing

I wanna be rich, famous and powerful so all I have to do in life is sit around and sing

I don’t wanna work, ,struggle or compromise, when I set a goal I wanna reach it right away cause paying your dues, that’s just for other guys

(My Simple Christmas Wish, David Friedman)

Pretty much sums up much of the current generation.

We all deserve it :)

No I won’t say it, I won’t say it, I won’t say it…

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Well, I didn’t say it…exactly…

Calvin is the ultimate millennial.

Don’t worry, Calvin, you’ll soon become the star of a top comic strip.

As do I.

Yes, Donald. You are the best and all the peasants love you. How could they not?

I was an “overnight success” with several women… but it didn’t last. :)

The answer to the common plaint, “Why me?” is the response: “Why NOT you?”

Lots of Calvin clones around these days.

Everybody does, buddy-boy, everybody does.

Would Calvin say this if he knew we were all watching him? At least Truman had humility on " the Truman Show".

You and Bad Bunny….

One of my pet peeves is the use of ‘You deserve this …’ in commercials.

Now, he’s just asking for it…

The attitude of social media ‘influencers’.

Calvin and his hegemony is sheer pleasure.

I see, Calvin wants to be a Pro Athlete.

“I concede nothing. And don’t call me Shirley.”

When Paris Hilton was born, she was worth $53 million dollars. She won the genetic lottery as an heir of Conrad Hilton.