Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 25, 2022

So, Pig isn’t going to join a street gang.

So the Gremlin from the Kremlin. I hope.

The sad part is that his best friend and housemate is Rat.

Pig discovers Occam’s razor applies to human relationships as well!

Pig is going to steer clear of the bullies and will sheepishly stay close to home.

Me too, Pig.

The first thing I saw was what Pig wrote in panel 3, and I thought he was trying to come up with good pick-up lines.

Nice peoples finish last, Pig.

I’m most compatible with people who give me money.

Can’t argue with Pig’s logic.

“It’s nice to be important, but more important to be nice”!

I wonder where politicians are on his list?

I wish i was like Pig. i am most compatible with users, abusers and those who like taking control of me and my life choices. At least that description fits most of the women I’ve ever dated.

Love you, too, Pig.

Good to see that Pig knows who his friends are.

Probably due to a cynical trait in Stephans character all his characters are cynical, too, and/or selfish, elitist, greedy, maybe even murderous. Except Pig all of those aren’t nice.

Well… maybe Zebra. But he’s just Croc bait anyway.

“It’s nice to be nice to the nice.”

Frank Burns

can’t wear blue you can’t wear red and now pink. ugh. no more gangs please I’m running out of clothes to wear.

Pig likes French girls from Nice.

The problem is, that take a lot of good people with them.

How about short people? Do they rate? Just ask Randy Newman.

Hard to find them, Pig…

It’s unfortunate that us nice people live so far apart from each other. I would be thrilled to meet one nice person in reality and not in the comic section!

That’s a good group to be with, Pig.

Please tell Pig that if he ever needs a place to stay for a few days, he is always welcome at my place.

I’m with you Pig, no time for meanies!!!

Mean people suck

No Lindsay Lohan fan here.

Psychopathic Russian leaders at the very bottom.

Just be nice.

So pig only likes women with large bosoms?

Wouldn’t people who eat pork also finish poorly? Maybe even lower than mean people?

Mean people will finish poorly in the end. So stop being mean.

Pig is joining a group of Marcel Marceau street memes—they never say anything bad!

The nice outnumber the nasty, but the nasty are louder.

But clearly they’re okay to be roommates with Pig.

I like Pig’s conclusion. But did it really require that much research? It’s a Common Sense kind of thing….

I’m compatible with people who can tolerate me.

Pliny the Younger!