If he can escape death, and the concrete encasement, and the deep burial, and survive the embalming process, I doubt that a toddler-sized fence will contain him. And when did the cemetery train the necessary squirrels to keep watch from the corner towers?
“I’m gonna put him in jail until he rots. No, check that. I’m gonna put him in jail til the jail rots on top of him. Then I’ll put him in a new jail and let that jail rot.” —Judge Doc Hudson from “Cars”.
This reminds me of a T-shirt ad that keeps popping up on my screen: Don’t piss off old people. The older we get, the less “life in prison” is a deterrent.
H-m-m-m-m Seems I’m sensing a slight negative tone in today’s comments.
This country has its pluses and minuses and obviously not everyone is happy about all that goes on. But, on the bright side, one is free to express opinions based on one’s own views and to hear the views of others without being forced to accept them. One is free to seek a job where he/she produces goods or services while raising a family – or not – and to use the net income as one chooses. One can pursue an education in any field of interest or change to another at any point.
The list of possibilities is endless. So perhaps it is time to take another look at what surrounds us and maybe set a different goal for the future.
Concretionist over 2 years ago
Death pays all moral debts.
RAGs over 2 years ago
Just bury him in the yard.
HidariMak over 2 years ago
If he can escape death, and the concrete encasement, and the deep burial, and survive the embalming process, I doubt that a toddler-sized fence will contain him. And when did the cemetery train the necessary squirrels to keep watch from the corner towers?
GreasyOldTam over 2 years ago
“I’m gonna put him in jail until he rots. No, check that. I’m gonna put him in jail til the jail rots on top of him. Then I’ll put him in a new jail and let that jail rot.” —Judge Doc Hudson from “Cars”.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago
This reminds me of a T-shirt ad that keeps popping up on my screen: Don’t piss off old people. The older we get, the less “life in prison” is a deterrent.
Superfrog over 2 years ago
Next time he’ll get Life.
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
Best model prisoner anywhere. Never complains. never fights. Never tries to escape.
zzeek over 2 years ago
He still gets life, after death.
Scorpio Premium Member over 2 years ago
But serving out the rest of the sentence in solitary confinement is a little harsh… :)
Bullet Bronson Premium Member over 2 years ago
Talk about “cruel and unusual punishment”.
danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Better check for reincarnations so he can serve all those consecutive life sentences.
keenanthelibrarian over 2 years ago
It appears that there are some things you CAN take with you.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
The sentence was Life plus 99 years.
boydjb47 over 2 years ago
He must have been one bad dude.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I wonder where Bernie Madoff is buried?
sandpiper over 2 years ago
H-m-m-m-m Seems I’m sensing a slight negative tone in today’s comments.
This country has its pluses and minuses and obviously not everyone is happy about all that goes on. But, on the bright side, one is free to express opinions based on one’s own views and to hear the views of others without being forced to accept them. One is free to seek a job where he/she produces goods or services while raising a family – or not – and to use the net income as one chooses. One can pursue an education in any field of interest or change to another at any point.
The list of possibilities is endless. So perhaps it is time to take another look at what surrounds us and maybe set a different goal for the future.
Bring Back "The Good Place" over 2 years ago
Oh…must be a Black guy
Chris over 2 years ago
even after death, his crime must still be paid in time… too bad he’s got plenty of it left now.
unfair.de over 2 years ago
What will the tomb of Trump look like? This seems a fitting inspiration.
carlzr over 2 years ago
Does he have to wear one of those electronic ankle bracelets?
Radish... over 2 years ago
Did he get sentenced for being a fence selling stolen goods?
MeGoNow Premium Member over 2 years ago
Judge once sentenced a guy to two consecutive life sentences. The guy asked, “Judge, how can I do that?” Judge said, “Just do the best you can.”
ajakimber425 over 2 years ago
Well, if he can escape that, then he’s a genius!
p1op2cor3n over 2 years ago
I like that judge.
mindjob over 2 years ago
Inspired by the Great Escape, he’ll trying digging a hole under the fence
alexius23 over 2 years ago
Back in the day many families buried family members behind heavy bars so that grave robbers could not sell the bodies to Doctors or Medical Schools.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago
That’s not enough to hold in a zombie. Ref: The Serpent and the Rainbow. by Wade Davis
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
This comic features cemetery’s more than any other I know.
anomaly over 2 years ago
Must be the grammar police.
AMBER1 over 2 years ago
That’s been done, back in the late 1800’s.
rroush Premium Member over 2 years ago
Life plus 99 years.
boltjenkins1 over 2 years ago
I don’t understand why they hand out sentences like 500 years when they could just give them life without parole and bail.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 2 years ago
Yogi Berra said: “If you don’t go to your friends’ funerals, they won’t come to yours.”
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
Oh, that’s not necessary, he’s appeared before the highest judge of all at this point.
wiatr over 2 years ago
When I was a child I used to imagine just such situation but buried on the prison grounds.