The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 01, 2022

He’s a pitcher of health. (I self-censored the grossest comments I thought of)

He’s a graduate of U Miss.

You should’ve married Low-P instead.

Never share a bathroom with P. Diddily

“I try my best, but without a mirror? I haven’t seen it since I was 10.”

Kool-Aid man! Have not seen him for a while!

5cents package makes 2 quarts! (Old Kool-Aid ad)!

At lest he’s using the door way now, And not crashing through the wall anymore…

Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid can’t wait…

At his age, he probably dribbles a lot.

This was only moderately funny till I saw the pictures…too good! Aw, look at Lil’ Grape ~when he was made by the glass not the jug.

Definitely do NOT drink the Kool-Aid.

wow, she sounds pissed…

OH NO! OH YEAH!

She’s lucky he didn’t bust through the bathroom wall! I guess urine for a treat with Kool-aid!

What a waste. She should suck it up with a straw.

Reminds me of some aviation humor seen in a restroom at an airport: Those with short pitot tubes or low manifold pressure, please taxi all the way up to the urinal

I’m guessing koolaid doesn’t really taste great.

That would be the day……nope, nada, never….

I still have one of those pitchers, over 30 years old and used daily. It actually works well. Made in USA.

This is why I believe every person in a house should have their own bathroom. He should clean his own. Why should she be on her knees cleaning up his pee that he surely knows hit the floor? That is disgusting. In this case, it’s also funny, but still. I don’t want to stand in someone else’s urine.

I would tell him “Urine trouble!”

Is that a picture of a wall being smashed thru? Nice touch.

Thankfully, nobody made an inaccurate comment about “drinking the Kool-Aid!” It was Flavor Aid!

A pitcher with aim that bad could be on my baseball team.

I guess that I’m the only who doesn’t get the joke about Kool-Aid. And is “Kelly” a clue?

Now the Kool a Aide pitcher has a job on all those rehab shows knocking down walls.

It tastes sweet!

He spiked himself.

From “Oh yeah!” to “Oh yech!”

“Kelly”? I’m surprised she’s not named Karen!

Kelly always went for the “Bad Boys,” but she didn’t know, in this case, it meant Bad Aim Boy.

At my request we have it several times a month,love it!

I know a urologist who might be able to help……It must make reading the results from a colonoscopy a bit difficult to verify as well.

Caught red hand…, er, uh, something…

Guys, if it has a seat, it’s a toilet, not a urinal. So… SIT ON IT.Reminds me of a scene with Tim Allen in Jungle 2 Jungle.

Kook-Aid doesn’t aim to please Kelly.