That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 25, 2022

Straw hat — what straw hat?

/// Mrs. Lunden’s been called “Rubenesque.”

(She is curvy, but no way grotesque.)

And her chest deeply cleaves

when her pale bosom heaves.

That is how she got into burlesque.

Still life with melons.

Don’t worry colonel. I’ll bring back the documents safely. Do you really think any of the guards will remember my FACE?

/// Some young boys that she met were like rubes— /

mesmerized by a glimpse of her boobs.

From her mouth you’d not hear,

“Hey, my eyes are up here!”

They’d collapse if they ever saw pubes.

he called it the straw hat because she wouldn’t sign the waiver for thanks for the mammaries…

The thing was about Esther was that no man could stare directly into her eyes for more than five seconds. They all would succumb to the need to look down…..after all, she had ’’huge’’ tracks of land.

The twins are at large today!/

It’s an utterly shameless display./

And she’s had the gall/

To name one of them “Paul”

Whilst “Pieter” completes the array.

MOTHER TRUMP: Why yes, my sweet boy did inherit my hands! Thank you for noticing!

In addition to inspiring this famous painting, she also inspired the popular lyric rewrite of Hold That Tiger, FLUFF THOSE PILLOWS!

She likes to wear them this way/

And she does – almost every day./

The way they’re supported/

May leave them distorted../

She carries them round on a tray.

Best Supporting: Her stays are being nominated

Best Supported: “The Girls” got the nomination

Hat designed for bad weather, keeps the rain from running down your cleavage

Her maid: “Can you still breath, Ma’am?” (Pulls corset tight). Her: “Yes, I’m fine.” Her maid: “Ok, let me fix that.”

My gender at fault, I suppose, but all I can see is that hat.

♬And she’ll tease you, she’ll unease you♬

♬All the better just to please you♬

♬She’s precocious, and she knows just what it♬

♬Takes to make a pro blush♬

♬She got Greta Garbo’s standoff sighs, she’s got Bette Davis eyes♬

But wait, don’t order yet, there is more, this hat ALSO serves as a shade for the twins saving them from a painful burn on those sunny days!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB2Sf4g_PIg

“Red Hots! Get cher red hots!”

Lady needs to use the same SPF she lathers on her boobs, on her hands.

The dark-eyed woman from Dover / Preferred her relationships sober. / But what’s plan to me / Just look down and see / In truth, her cups runneth over.

Having visited the Bank of Mrs. Lunden, Rubens discovered her hidden assets.

Inspiration for the candy brand Peter Paul Mounds.

My gaze wants to travel south, but I’m terrified that her enormous eyes will swallow my soul.

Portrait of Susanna Lunden: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"File:Le_Chapeau_de_Paille_by_Peter_Paul_Rubens.jpg" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Yandex, Yahoo, Bing, Duckduckgo, and Ecosia search engines) in the address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and click the first File: found for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2901 (March 25, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far 11 works, by this artist, have been used here (12 originally attributed to him). The May 27, 2021, strip has the prior. The artist info URLs in my comment there are among my blog comment’s here links.

“Arrrr! ‘Scuse me, ma’am, but I be lookin’ for a treasure chest.”

The gentlemen’s gaskets all blew / When her beauteous bust hove in view / If a man can’t absorb / Viewing one luscious orb / Tell me how can he countenance two?

Rumor has it, it will be Ariana DeBose for West Side Story.

Nuthin is as crass as is a lass who flaunts “crevasse” in the mor-or-or in’…

since Monica didn’t win the trophies she stole them and hid then under her chest.she didn’t get the best boobs of the year award either.

When she married and became Mrs. Lecter, Hannibal gave her a dickie fashioned from a deceased child’s buttocks…

Sometimes even a corset needs a little help from its friends …

She has Bette Davis eyes!

I know her tricks….it’s to keep you from noticing her goitred neck.

Hustle that bustle.

A nice pair1