Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 22, 2022

Sunday Funnies: put your best good news or joke (even a bad joke) out for all to see.

I got my mom a mechanical towel warmer for Christmas and she loves it. Not so much during the summer months, but I’m told it was lovely during the winter early in the morning.

Good job, Elvis. Blossom, on the other paw, had the self-given duty of warming my towels while I was using them. Oh, and also making sure all the washcloths smelled like her. That was Very Important™.

The radiator is my towel warmer and dryer. In the winter it stays on the radiator so that whenever it is needed there is a warm towel.

I am amused by this scenario! “Let me Pamper You!” Roasty Toasty towels just aren’t possible, Elvis…..You need an electric warmer for that. But you’re not giving that towel up without a fight!

Is there some suggestion here that The Woman’s opinion of her needs actually counts?

And here and now, well

You can hear a screamed vowel

That comes deep from the bowels

Guess it’s time to throw the towel…

Quoth the woman with a sigh

“I’d prefer my humor…dry”

Awww… and he has such a good loaf going…

It might be better to turn the water off before you towel, Mrs Woman.

Four sightings of one of Elvis’s back suspenders! Three of the left one, one of the right.

Ha! I imagine the woman with the towel, wrapped around her, and Elvis is still hanging on! LOL!

❤️ Elvis’ thoroughness.

Elvis is in Meatloaf Kitty (Felis casserolus) position. We called it “turkey pose” because we had a tan cat who looked like a turkey with a cat head on top.

From the Lord of the Rings: The Bath Song

Sing hey! for the bath at close of day

That showers the weariness away

A towel must be all toasty and warm

O! A hot towel has such a charm!

O! Sweet is the scent of fresh shower soap,

Whether a bar or a bottle or on a rope

But none of those fulfill that now

Without a warm and roasty towel!

O showers, they can be such fun,

But you know the cat’s work’s never done

Far be it for a human to try

To use a towel that is too cold to dry!

You disagree with a professional Towel Warmer at your own risk.

I miss Tummy, I mean Tommy we haven’t seen him for a while.

So I guess Elvis will not let The Woman have the towel until it is the MOSTY Roasty-Toasty? :-)

Hm, why is she holding the shower curtain like that?

Towel 3:16, eh.

Clearly, the Woman has a self-esteem problem. She can’t seem to accept how much she deserves to be pampered, whether she wants to be or not.

At least it’s not Lupin. He would fall asleep in the towels, and we all know how that turned out last time.

I’m late getting here. For once I had normal sleep hours.

The towel is mine! Gimme, gimme, gimme!!

After the Woman dries herself off, she’ll need another shower to get all the cat fur off.

A towel warmer’s job is never done.

OFF TOPIC:

I got a job! After months of struggling to make ends meet on my retirement pension, I applied and got a job in my field of expertise (group insurance). I am overjoyed at the potential income I may get (commissions). Even just three sign ups a week will make ends meet and leave me with disposable income. Wish me luck, everyone!

“I’ll be the judge of what’s sufficiently toasty.”

— Elvis

I try to leave out a stack of two towels, so I can pull out the bottom one, if the towel toaster gets stuck.

I want thank all of you for your wonderful comments yesterday. I thought I was done crying, but I guess not. I will keep you updated. The only thing we know is a person was with him and made the calls. The Medical Examiner gave us his number. My daughter reached out to him on the hopes we can get closure and find his personal items like his phone and car. He has not answered back so we assume anyone in that house that night are probably in jail. Last night at the bar my daughter works at we had a gathering of friends. They released those lighted lanterns into the sky. The whole evening was comforting

“I’m only thinking of him” (great ironical song from Man of La Mancha).

Stone Cold!

We thought we knew him so well!

Stone Cold!

Can’t break away from his spell.

Another reason why dogs are better than cats. Who wants to dry yourself off with a towel filled with cat hair?

Elvis is digging in with his claws.

If my cat was parked on the towel I needed I would flick some water at her and she would vanish.

This is why our towels are always hung. I built a diverter for the heating vent so they are always warmed when the heat is on.

I hope Burt has his paw on the censored/pixilated button to protect the Woman’s privacy. The FCCC will not be amused otherwise. Baba Mouse needs to give them a good talking to about human modesty and reporter responsibility.

Keep it up, Elvis, and you’ll loose towel warming responsibilities to a hot rock.

He’s gonna need more time, Woman.

Wow. I haven’t been here forever! This is more fun than Wet Food Wednesday! CrazeeKatLlady thought you might like to see her chess board, in progress. It’s all about CATS!!!!!! Here it is:

https://heckydiddledolls.com/gallery/

First 4 pictures in the gallery. :)

Gotta Pamper! XD

Elvis? What made you do that!

You’re gonna need a bigger cat.