That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 26, 2022

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    rmremail  over 2 years ago

    Glinda the Good Witch, before the diet

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If she tilts any further, she’s gonna fall down.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Susy never got over playing princess from when she was young.

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    rmremail  over 2 years ago

    Yet another redhead, but still no foxes.

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    Solstice*1947  over 2 years ago

    /// It would take quite a lot to surprise her,

    (after all, she’s the wife of the Kaiser).

    Augusta Viktoria

    was filled with euphoria

    from her hefty investments in Pfizer.

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    I’m not Victoria!

    I’m AUGUSTE VIKTORIA!

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    Auguste always had a secret desire to be a third base coach giving the signal for a squeeze play.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 2 years ago

    When she thought that Albert promised her a quickie,

    Greatly aroused was Queen Vicky,

    But all she got was a dam’ hickey.

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    orinoco womble  over 2 years ago

    “Albert kissed me on the neck; does that mean we’re engaged, or does it mean I’ll get pregnant?”

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    Jayalexander  over 2 years ago

    All I remember is “float like a butterfly. Sting like a bee.” Oh, and halitosis that could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 2 years ago

    What a pain in the neck that Lord Impaler is!Clearly, I had to tell him: “We are not amused!” And that bloviating equerry with the spicy stories at dinner, We hinted Vlad might consider putting the bite on him !

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    blackman2732  over 2 years ago

    “Oh my. I’d love to see THAT gardener’s tool.”

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    Egrayjames  over 2 years ago

    “Oh my! It seems I have a hedgerow in my bustle!”

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    johnniemo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    But don’t be alarmed now

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    Buzzworld  over 2 years ago

    “Does this dress make my breasts look big?”

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    “Preussens Gloria” ! (Prussia’s Glory -you can hear it on YouTube)

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    lagoulou  over 2 years ago

    Guys…I think Victoria was dark haired in her youth, not strawberry blonde.

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    lagoulou  over 2 years ago

    Society matron thinking,”I’m dressed for the ball…wonder when it is?”

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    Reader  over 2 years ago

    Poor Augusta, starting to feel a little stressed and under prussia. (maybe take a pepto bismark?)

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    Ubintold  over 2 years ago

    Alright if I scratch my itchy neck?

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    Bookworm  over 2 years ago

    An artist only paints what he sees, / But his subject seems to have some unease. / She’s right to suspect / That yesterday’s subject / Left the artist’s studio infested with fleas!

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    rugeirn  over 2 years ago

    This tangible touch is a sign/That I’m probably doing just fine/So when I see the likes/Of the drums and the pikes/“Off with their heads!” – I think I’ll keep mine.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    Auguste is bustin’ out all over!

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Lady Featherington??

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    ti_jean49  over 2 years ago

    Or same height shoes to straighten her up

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    Linguist  over 2 years ago

    Gussie was always a tad over-sensitive about the birthmark on her neck. She was afraid that people might think it was a hickey.

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    Tyge  over 2 years ago

    Does this tiara make my butt look fat?

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 2 years ago

    “Be very quiet. She’s liable to break out into some opera song if she is startled.”

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    Calvins Brother  over 2 years ago

    She’s got room for a spread eagle tattoo on her chest.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 2 years ago

    “Excuse me, but my breasts are down there.

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    Another Take  over 2 years ago

    Out for a stroll in the park, the Queen hopes no one will mistake her hiking outfit as a sign that she’s turned sloven. Or Slovakian even…

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    stamps  over 2 years ago

    Now where did I leave my carriage keys?

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    Ken Holman Premium Member over 2 years ago

    My left heel broke off … that’s what I get for wearing them on a forest walk!

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Empress Augusta Victoria of Schleswig-Holstein

    Paste (including the quote marks) 

    "File:Clara M Hawkes Auguste Viktoria.jpg" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

    (syntax supported by the Google, Yandex, Bing, Yahoo, Duckduckgo, and Ecosia search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and chose the first Category: or File: link found, and if it’s Category:, click its image link (the File: link found by other search engines) for info and links that point to more info (best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this painting.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2919 (April 26, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by her used here.

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    oldlady07 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    When asked, a friend said she always told people she wanted to be a princess when she grew up. She said she never understood why this caused laughter.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Albert was the only one who knew that if you pulled the string at her bosom, the entire dress fell off.

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    Linguist  over 2 years ago

    " You think I look good in this outfit, just wait ’til you see me in my Brazilian Thong Bikini! "

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    gcarlson  over 2 years ago

    https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/2022/04/26?ct=v&cti=1538392

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    d1234dick Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ann Bolyn checking to see if head still attached.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Stick my head through this hole, so that you can paint me? Like this?

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    JH&Cats  over 2 years ago

    There it is—the first tick of spring.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    Disney had to rehire some aging princesses to save on the budget after losing their tax break in Florida!

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    Exasperated999  over 2 years ago

    Fancy that! The glass slipper actually fit!

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