Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 09, 2022

I hate when that happens…

Um … I would hesitate to call those who advocate that scenario “scientists.”

There’s fungus amungus

Okay, alright already, I’m on my Gooblebox! I’m on it!!

Fungus? That is putting it lightly the human race is more of a plague.

If we were fungus we would be green.

If this were true, it would be better for us not to know or find out.

It would be really hard to believe that we weren’t planned – that we were just an accident or a mistake.

We have a green Aline fungus?? Can I get a vaccine for that?

Dwight schrute like this

Seems about right.

where was the alien lab located?

Obviously unvaccinated aliens.

Yes, but who made the aliens?

they should have worn masks.

Send in some COVID; fungus aren’t very bright.

That explains a lot.

Who created their universe?

Shouldn’t the ALIENS be Mice?

Like most children. Unintended. But here we are.

That theory was probably posed by the Flat Earth Society.

Years ago, I saw something similar in online chat:

A: Some scientists think the Universe might be have been created in a lab by beings in a much, much larger universe.

B: I wonder what they think of us?

A: They might not know we exist. What if the smallest part of mater they can detect is a galaxy?

B: You sure know how to make someone feel small and insignificant.

If you believe Douglas Adams, the universe was created by a genius to annoy his wife.

How long did he leave his experiment sitting around?

The Universe probably regards us as more of a Bacteria than a Fungus.

Fungus seldom Kills everything around it.