Garfield by Jim Davis for July 01, 2022

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    codycab  over 2 years ago

    How do they milk chocolate?

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    Clarence  over 2 years ago

    They soak and grind almonds in an excess of water

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    su43dipta  over 2 years ago

    How do they milk butter? (you know, buttermilk!)

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    face to the table in disbelief indeed, Garfield

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    seanfear  over 2 years ago

    So sorry Garfield

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    jzummak  over 2 years ago

    It’s almond juice.

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    AllishaDawn  over 2 years ago

    Inquiring minds want to know!

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    David_the_CAD  over 2 years ago

    First you need to find tiny milking stools . . .

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    Macushlalondra  over 2 years ago

    Jon is really one of a kind. At least we hope so.

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    The Collector  over 2 years ago

    My reaction was the same as Garfield’s.

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    momofalex7  over 2 years ago

    What about oat milk? That’s gotta be harder than milking an almond.

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    BJ40  over 2 years ago

    Jon, that’s the most NUTTIEST comment, I have ever heard.

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    Zykoic  over 2 years ago

    Thankfully the almond nut-juice fad has run its course at home. Cricket-butter may catch on soon.

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    Tiny hands.

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    alien011  over 2 years ago

    Jon, the character who started out as a normal, yet sometimes clueless human being (with weird hobbies), and got more and more braindead over the years. Kind of like Homer Simpson.

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    Blu Bunny  over 2 years ago

    Hopefully they won’t milk Jon’s question out for several days.

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    jagedlo  over 2 years ago

    Jon thinks of things that shouldn’t be thought about!

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    A Common 'tator  over 2 years ago

    Just never try to “milk” the male almonds…

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    JudithStocker Premium Member over 2 years ago

    This guy is an embarrassment to cat owners.

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    rmercer Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’ll tell you when you’re older…

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

    Hmm do almonds moo?

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    edmund_graham  over 2 years ago

    Liz’s face looks like she may be regretting her life choices

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    jcwrocks69  over 2 years ago

    Reminds me of the tiktoker who thought strawberry milk came from actual strawberries. The American education system has failed us once again.

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    Mario500  over 2 years ago

    “HE DID IT”

    (imagines a different version of this dialogue in this cartoon)

    WHY JON?! WHY?!

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    2AndFour  over 2 years ago

    What a great mystery to solve.

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    Prey  over 2 years ago

    Don´t ask about Milk Duds! and where is Magnesia?

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    blakerl  over 2 years ago

    Yes it’s true, after 40+ years with Garfield, Jon has lost his mind.

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Garfield is uzually super relatable, but, in this case, I don’t understand his reaction at all. Jon asked a totally valid question. I mean, I suppoze it is one you could rezolve with a quick Google search, but it’s still valid.

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    A R V reader  over 2 years ago

    Many would ask that question just for laughs. Only Jon Arbuckle would take it seriously.

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    nathan.sheriff3  over 2 years ago

    “Dave.. don’t do it Dave..” or a nut asking about another nut. Your choice.

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    ChristianFilmmakerWannaBe  over 2 years ago

    It would be funny if Jon actually cracked an almond open and milk came out of it, Garfield would probably be in shock.

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    pumpman19  over 2 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJCTIPWPNtw

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    mourdac Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A short article on the environmental effects of various types of milks, including dairy and vegetarian alternatives. Almond growing, unfortunately, takes much more water than for oats and soybeans:

    https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-46654042

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    wolfgang73  over 2 years ago

    It’s not milk, it’s juice.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Groan. Well, we were warned.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It’s important to keep the pointy end down and then gently stroke it.

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    Ksandler4570  over 2 years ago

    Let’s be honest, we all wonder this.

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    OK, Garfield’s reaction in hilarious. Come to think of it, though, how come a bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos is always room temperature?

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    BlitzMcD  over 2 years ago

    And yet she stays with him…..

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    ChessPirate  over 2 years ago

    Same way they milk soys and oats, duh… ☺

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    CaveCat87  over 2 years ago

    Garfield knew that Jon was going to ask that question. Let’s just hope that Jon doesn’t start asking the same question about potato milk or even rice milk.

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    Spiffy  over 2 years ago

    You tug on their tiny little udders, of course!

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    Buckeye67  over 2 years ago

    Come on Liz, how much more proof do you need?

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    dgaietto22  over 2 years ago

    I have thought the same thing.

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    jth4510  over 2 years ago

    Is he serious, or is it a “grandpa” joke?!?!

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Let’s hope the milkers warm up their hands before they pull on the almonds’s udders!

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    w16521  over 2 years ago

    Oh the shame there Garfield…

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    udder failure today

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    AndyMoser  over 2 years ago

    Both my brother and sister-in-law have been drinking almond milk, especially the organic type, for awhile now. They tell me that it tastes great and is better than skim milk does. #dairyintake #themoreiknow :)

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    WentHulk  over 2 years ago

    Hoo boy……….

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    Garfield Fan 1949  over 2 years ago

    REKT

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    karmakat01  over 2 years ago

    ONLY very special people can do it Jon…meaning you are NOT ALLOWED TO BE THERE!

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    Felix Raven  over 2 years ago

    I think that’s not a good direction to make Jon so dumb. He is a lovable loser, but a guy as dumb as you make him sometimes is not lovable.

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    Firestar  over 2 years ago

    Whyyyyyy…..

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    Asriel  over 2 years ago

    Oh god

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Jon isn’t the brightest almond in the jar of mixed nuts!

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    aussie399 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Anything liquid not taken from an animal by a milking process should not be called milk, mylk or any other spelling.As anything not of the flesh of an animal or bird should not be called meat.

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