See if this mental image helps next time you’re tempted to respond to a troll. Picture it cackling gleefully that its provocative comment was so clever that it got a sucker (you) to rise to the bait. It does so while using a wet wipe to clean a sticky substance off its hands and keyboard. (It’s left to your imagination to figure out what the sticky stuff is.)
I’m obviously missing something (big surprise), why has he not seen a woman in two years? Doesn’t he interact with the people who buy their product? I’m unaware of any reason to think that they’d all be male.
Live here in FL. desantis’ popularity is waning. the man is SO ignorant. . .let’s see, he wants to have the power to “review and reject” any college prof who doesn’t meet his “standards”. . .has cut 35 mil from the mental health budget. . . refuses to back the covid vaccination of under-fives . . there’s not enough room to list the idiocies of this imbecile. And to think that this state leaned Democrat when I moved here 30 years ago. . .
Gotta say. . .my favorite comment of the week for sheer ignorance and stupidity is marjorie taylor greene’s blaming the tampon shortage on trans men. . .
The current state of identity crises has to be contributing to a lot of these kids offing themselves. I can remember as a hetero male entering puberty in a repressed family environment, without all this flak and chaff flying around, having a lot of questions.
WTF is happening? Which way is up?Wait! Say again. What goes where?Really? Are you sure about that?….and lots more.
I made a legitimate attempt to try to follow the current alphabet soup. When they threw in a few more such as “binary” I just said “Awww F it all.”
Right now I am just PO’d that Monday the stock and bond markets are closed, and I could not care less about what the south of the equator game rules are for the current hormonal generation.
I suspect Zipper, like Uncle Zonker is “Ace” (asexual). I don’t recall Zonker ever being romantically interested in anyone, of any gender. I think Zipper talked about a girl once or twice, but hasn’t ever actually gone out with one.
Yep probably wont even print this in FL, wouldn’t get passed the deSantass censors. In all seriousness the governor of FL came close to denying children access to a Covid vaccine this week. Somebody told him it wasn’t a “good look” to usurp parental authority like that. Need to wait until he is dictator in charge.
I’m an easygoing guy. Pick a gender. Stick with it for a while. You want to sleep with either sex, fine. Parade downtown, OK with me. However, if you want to make your surgical and bedroom practices part of daily conversation, I think you are missing the point about becoming your new self.
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
Get this guy to Nevada where it’s legal.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago
See if this mental image helps next time you’re tempted to respond to a troll. Picture it cackling gleefully that its provocative comment was so clever that it got a sucker (you) to rise to the bait. It does so while using a wet wipe to clean a sticky substance off its hands and keyboard. (It’s left to your imagination to figure out what the sticky stuff is.)
TexTech about 2 years ago
I think Zipper is mostly clueless.
PeterPirate2 about 2 years ago
Trudeau ,mocking the Alphabet Community. They’re going to surround his house.
Petercowen about 2 years ago
For all the folks who’ve been up all night way buzzed — it’s Sunday.
Susan00100 about 2 years ago
Just tend to the crop, Zipper—and stop thinking!!
Oh, I’m sorry—I forgot those two are not Republican!!
BTW, happy Fathers’ Day, Mike, BD, and Leo.
RonaldByrd about 2 years ago
I’m obviously missing something (big surprise), why has he not seen a woman in two years? Doesn’t he interact with the people who buy their product? I’m unaware of any reason to think that they’d all be male.
salunga about 2 years ago
Love the subtle dig that Florida adolescents either can’t or are not allowed to read without assistance.
RonaldByrd about 2 years ago
" _BLT_QG" ? He must be hungry.
Prey about 2 years ago
I used to drink so much I was basically fluid!
1953Baby about 2 years ago
Live here in FL. desantis’ popularity is waning. the man is SO ignorant. . .let’s see, he wants to have the power to “review and reject” any college prof who doesn’t meet his “standards”. . .has cut 35 mil from the mental health budget. . . refuses to back the covid vaccination of under-fives . . there’s not enough room to list the idiocies of this imbecile. And to think that this state leaned Democrat when I moved here 30 years ago. . .
1953Baby about 2 years ago
Gotta say. . .my favorite comment of the week for sheer ignorance and stupidity is marjorie taylor greene’s blaming the tampon shortage on trans men. . .
Autological about 2 years ago
I’m “It, It, and Its.”
bfwndtd316 about 2 years ago
no we’re not
NeoconMan about 2 years ago
What are the proper pronouns for a trans chocolate bar?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago
I find that people are easily confused until there is an emergency. I mean really, where do we “stand” on women and children first?
admiree2 about 2 years ago
The current state of identity crises has to be contributing to a lot of these kids offing themselves. I can remember as a hetero male entering puberty in a repressed family environment, without all this flak and chaff flying around, having a lot of questions.
WTF is happening? Which way is up?Wait! Say again. What goes where?Really? Are you sure about that?….and lots more.
I made a legitimate attempt to try to follow the current alphabet soup. When they threw in a few more such as “binary” I just said “Awww F it all.”
Right now I am just PO’d that Monday the stock and bond markets are closed, and I could not care less about what the south of the equator game rules are for the current hormonal generation.
bagholder5150 about 2 years ago
Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato Quinoa ???
Bruce1253 about 2 years ago
Rock/Paper/Scissors
prrdh about 2 years ago
Is ‘being fluid’ the same thing as ‘being all wet’?
jpomis about 2 years ago
Trudeau trying desperately to remain “hip” and relevant
GaryCooper about 2 years ago
I suspect Zipper, like Uncle Zonker is “Ace” (asexual). I don’t recall Zonker ever being romantically interested in anyone, of any gender. I think Zipper talked about a girl once or twice, but hasn’t ever actually gone out with one.
jakarlsson about 2 years ago
he got the letter order wrong. It’s BLTGQ. A men’s magazine about diner lunch food!
mindjob about 2 years ago
With 57 some odd genders, they all deserve a letter in the alphabet soup
Kabana_Bhoy about 2 years ago
Where can I get a Z&Z t shirt?
Uncle Joe Premium Member about 2 years ago
Is “gender baked” a thing? That seems like it would describe Zip.
RonaldByrd about 2 years ago
I wonder if Zipper has ever, like Zonker, heard the plants talking to him.
Darryl Heine about 2 years ago
LBTGQ?
sjsczurek about 2 years ago
I’d like to leave a laughing emoji on this, but they don’t show up in the Comment block. But this strip and its supposed point are totally laughable.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 2 years ago
Reading about the ERA:
“Equality of rights under the law shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any state on account of sex.”
They got to revise that to ‘on account of gender.’
There is a difference.
sisterea about 2 years ago
Yep probably wont even print this in FL, wouldn’t get passed the deSantass censors. In all seriousness the governor of FL came close to denying children access to a Covid vaccine this week. Somebody told him it wasn’t a “good look” to usurp parental authority like that. Need to wait until he is dictator in charge.
Decius Premium Member about 2 years ago
Zonière has aged the best of all of them
mistercatworks about 2 years ago
I’m an easygoing guy. Pick a gender. Stick with it for a while. You want to sleep with either sex, fine. Parade downtown, OK with me. However, if you want to make your surgical and bedroom practices part of daily conversation, I think you are missing the point about becoming your new self.
syzygy47 about 2 years ago
I’ve given up trying to keep up. I shifted to “alphabet soup group”, then the less politically correct “AEIOU and sometimes Why community”.
Durak Premium Member about 2 years ago
You know, Zonker and Zipper almost make this a Father’s Day strip.