That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 21, 2022

The artist was definitely an a$$ man.

That’s her good side‽

I’ll bet I can pinch an inch on that! 8^ )

/// All she wears is a pair of red slippers,

(not the footwear preferred by most strippers),

and beads in a long strand

which she “earned” on demand

at the Mardi Gras, unzipping zippers.

Ma’am? I think you should put some lotion on that

She needs to scrub her back more when she is in the bath.

Eunice, I think your derrière is broken, it has a big crack in It!

Some people just don’t see the Wet Paint sign!

Poster for “Tanning Beds are Dangerous.”

You can almost hear the squeaky little farts.

After another night of Strip Poker it was the familiar Walk of Shame back to her apartment. Meanwhile Henri’ figured he had enough clothing to start a small shop in the village.

“Butter.”

Her job was not for the meek.

But at least she got paid at the end of each week.

But in confidence she did lack

So she would only let them paint her from the back

But at least she would show them some cheek.

Returning from a mud wrestling event

That gal’s got ‘tude!

What might he have had in mind/

When he painted her from behind?/

She now faces infinity/

In complete anonymity/

To oblivion cruelly assigned..///

But perhaps she preferred to remain/

(Since her face was exceedingly plain)/

Little more than “That lass/

With the deep, dark crevasse”/

Better known for her butt than her brain…///

Body paint shoot at Sports Illustrated swimsuits for Pleasingly Plump gals.

Tell me, how does this Cartier gold necklace go with the birthday suit motif?

It’s taking me considerable time / Deciding if she’s a Frau or Fraulein. / But her lack of attire / I have to admire. / I may be old, but I haven’t gone blind. ;>)

Do these shoes make my butt look big?

As the hosts of the First Annual Nudists Party would soon discover, the problem with nudism is “quality control.”

“Walk this way.” (think Igor))

Grace’s tattooist mistakenly used the erase setting.

" … And don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Zelda! "

Ready or not Orson, here Income. I hope I’m not overly dressed?

“Come as you are.” has always seemed like a dangerous invitation to me

Female Nude from the Back: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"File:Max Slevogt - Female Nude from the Back - Google Art Project.jpg" site=https://commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first File: found for info and links that point to more info (best viewed using Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly lifesize painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2946 (June 21, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist that I used to point to here. First work, by this artist, used here.

Since there’s a bed, I assume it was a pajama party and those are her pajamas.

Pregnant with triplets. Her rear had to grow to balance her front, or she fall on her face. Unfortunately, her rear won’t return to its original form.

Tonight, Brunhild was going to net herself a husband, even if she had to lasso one with her pearls.

Koorush, owner of Koorush’s Persian Rug Emporium insisted to some clients that his high quality products could not be viewed clothed lest his beautiful rugs be contaminated with the threads of common fabric. Sometimes his demand worked.

(The ploy was far less successful at Koorush’s House of Tasty Kabobs )

The walk of shame coming home from mud wrestling.

wanda deciding which rug goes best with her beads and nudity, and her red shoes. tough choice!

Should we smile at the sight of her “seat”/

(With ripples so richly replete)

Or ought we to wince/

At those “waves”, which evince/

The presence of Cellulite ?

You may (I suppose that you might)/

Pronounce cellulite “cell-you-light”/

But you ought not denounce/

how some others pronounce/

Either way that you say it is right !

Those aren’t red slippers. That’s the blood from the last man that insulted her butt.

I sense that a competition is in order … what does her front look like. Choose A, B, or C

A) https://www.meisterdrucke.uk/kunstwerke/400w/Max_Slevogt_-Danae_-(MeisterDrucke-763344).jpg

B) https://www.meisterdrucke.uk/fine-art-prints/Max-Slevogt/687077/Dancer-in-silver.html

C) https://www.neumeister.com/en/artwork-search/artwork-database/ergebnis/233-109/Max-Slevogt/

/// Just in case for this nude you are pining,

should she beckon, consider declining.

On her back, we behold,

grows a slimy green mold.

She’s the nude bathtub-ghoul from “The Shining.”