B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 12, 2022

If he behaves like a statue for too long, he’ll attract pigeons instead of bugs.

You know that they are just going to call their friends.

That statue of limitations isn’t going to fly

“Maybe I should take a bath”.

“What’s a “bath”?"

“Dunno, but I think I should take one anyway.”

I have an electric swatter, I love hearing them fry

“But a pigeon will pay you a visit.”

Shoo Fly!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr5s99TTuyM

But pigeons may find you irresistable.

Standing like a statue (being still) may work okay to not get stung by a bee or wasp. Deterring Mosquitos and No-see-ums – not so much (Since they may be attracted to body heat and carbon dioxide they we give off, maybe try holding your breath.)

Some flies gather around the highest point they can. Wearing a tall hat will keep them out of your face. With some other flies, a shower would help.

Yeah, I wish.

Would you rather be bothered by bugs or by pigeons (and what they’ll do to you)?

A bath could not hurt.

A shower might help

Hey, there he is. Clumsy isn’t buried in B.C.s front yard after all.

go to a no fly zone

Lay down and play dead that will make the fly’s go away.

good luck with that – wish if it works that way

If you stay still long enough, you will die, then the bugs will swarm you until there is nothing left.

Then the bugs will leave you alone.

Well there’s another statue, that will have to be removed.

Critical thinking. Oy

Step 1. Find a frog.

Step 2. Put frog on head.

Step 3. Put frog back in pond when the fries are gone.

Repeat as needed.

Those reverse fans with blue lights and collection bags work really well, but when dragonflies fly in, they get chopped up! Gross!

Oh, I thought he was dizzy or something.

There are lots of insects they fly around me while my dog and I are walking through the woods in our daily walk. It happens especially when it is hot and humid. I usually use a small cluster of leaves on a small branch I find on the ground to fan them away,

Methinks you need to apply more antiperspirant.

Well, by then the birds will devour them and deposit them on you.

Like a statue? Then look out for the BIRDS.

I have a friend that bugs like more than they like me. I stand near her whenever possible.

Gnat going to happen dude.

Pigeons will come instead.

Thor and Clumsy Carp will need a gallon of Off.

Don’t bug him man.

I love that plain, unadorned, decisive, “No.”