Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 19, 2022

WOW, they were hungary! ERRG

Burn it all!!

One man’s meat etc……

Hey guys! That little stinker isn’t all that bad.

Lil Fink is supporting our BASE jumping hobby. Fink has given us the raw material for our parachutes.

Those spiders do like kind of plump (and juicy?).

ops, might need some more work on that ‘worst’ part…

Were all those spiders looking for a new Web Site?

Do better than that Wiz, or you’re toast.

Are they going to eat the spiders? Think of the drumsticks!

“Hey guys, lunch break!”

spiders are related to crabs

Ew, David.

how’d the king even see the huns

Watch out Huns, you’ll get caught in the dark webs….

Apparently, those Huns have been raiding Cambodia and acquired a taste for tarantula.

Are those spiders from Mars? Where’s Ziggy?

Now give them arachnophobia. That will show ’em!

Hooray! Captain Caveman finally makes his cameo!!

The Huns eat spiders?

One man’s pest is another man’s dinner

how about soap, water and bath tubs?

I guess it would distract the army if they stopped to prepare a feast.

They should mind their mannas!

I know that there are theories that insect proteins are what started our brain developing, but really? Eww!

PZ Myers won’t like this comic—not one bit.

King: “Give ’em the worst curse you can think of!”

Wizard: “I can’t — they’re on GoComics’ ‘banned words’ list!”

(I took the high road with that one and avoided the punchline I was TEMPTED to use…!)

Mom died at age 97. She had outlived all of her lifelong friends.

No, that’s bug excretions. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manna#Identification

Anyone have the correct recipe for manna?

“Manna from heaven”??? Huh?

I thought the worse curse was TVs that only played Stephen Colbert Shows over and over again.

Huns, Vikings, Vandals . . . ya seen one ya seen ’em all.